THE SHOT — True Blood‘s upcoming blood-sucking couple, Vampire King of Mississippi Russell Edgington (Denis O’Hare, on right) and boyfriend Talbot (Theo Alexander), who, and we’re just spitballing here, will end up doing something naughty with Lafayette.
alan brickman
women love watching gay porn…so why not?
jason
“Gay” is far too safe and too easily segregated. I would prefer “bisexual” when it comes to male vampires. The concept of male bisexuality completely rattles liberals as well as women. It is the truly rebellious concept.
Liberals can only cope with female bisexuality, not male bisexuality. You see this in the preponderance of movies which allowed female bisexual vampires – but not male bisexual vampiers – from the 1960’s and 1970’s. One of the reasons that women are fearful of male bisexuals is that they can’t cope with competition from another man. If it was a woman, they could at least scratch her eyes out.
Therefore, I think a sexually versatile male vampire would be the most offensive (to liberals and women) type of vampire.
Jose
@jason:
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“You see this in the preponderance of movies which allowed female bisexual vampires – but not male bisexual vampieres”
i never knew such a stereotype existed lol
poor bisexual male vampires, ='(
but srsly you’re insane =/
Hilarious
@jason:
Can you stop being annoying to GAY men and start telling HETEROSEXUALS that they’re all really bisexual? At least then you might make things interesting.
mk
@jason: Your theories never have anything backing them up.
Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles series has for years had a huge fanbase made up in large part by liberal and female readers. The male vampire characters are all very bisexual.
glasshouses
I have to disagree with Jason on this one. Vampires seem to be the one genre that often links with Bi-folk. True Blood’s creator even notes as much: “The vampires are, for the most part, pretty bisexual,” Ball says in an exclusive interview with OuttakeOnline.com’s Charlotte Robinson. “They’re more interested in blood and they’re less confined by the need to be one thing or another.”
Good book on this, btw: “Vice Versa”; great section that links the “not of one world, not of the other” motif that is prevalent both in biness and vampire characters.
And yeah, Armin, Lestat, and Louis had bi written all over them.
ossurworld
As for the creators of vampire stories, the only “bi” they know is spelled “buy.”
Blake J
No man who lives for centuries would remain heterosexual!