Underwear models like Max Emerson have a problem with their penis line. Wait…what??!
Today’s lesson is “VPL.” VPL is an acronym that stands for “visible penis line.” VPL is apparently a common problem for male underwear models, including Max Emerson (@maxims on Instagram), the host of the series. Thankfully, Willam Belli is there to help him and together they teach the world the secret to getting a smooth penis bulge.
While technically this video is NSFW, it’s also educational, so apparently YouTube will let us show it all in its glory here. We recommend you watch it multiple times… and study because there’s going to be a test at the end of the series!
Real talk… with this technique, we’re so thankful men can’t get yeast infections! Wait… they really can’t, right?!
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Bat Dance
My cock isn’t big enough unfortunately : (
Anita Newport
Doesn’t solve the problem of having a flat ass, which is the bigger problem.
John Dugan
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