Objectophilia is a term that describes the sexual attraction to objects — an old shoe, a Ball Mason jar; you name it.
Well, one woman — a self-described “objectum-sexual — has just announced that she’s engaged to a chandelier.
33-year-old Amanda Liberty claims she fell head over heels in love with the chandelier after seeing it listed on eBay last year. She subsequently purchased it for £400 ($540).
She calls the chandelier Lumiere and claims it’s a female who is often privy to her cuddles and kisses.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
She proposed to the lighting fixture on Valentine’s Day, even giving Lumiere an engagement ring.
Related: “Human Ken Doll” abandons cosmetic surgery for a new obsession
Liberty has had several lesbian relationships over the years. During a trip to America, she fell in love with the Statue of Liberty, who she calls Libby. That’s why she changed her name to Liberty via deed poll in 2010.
But the long-distance relationship eventually wore down their bond, and so now Liberty is a sprawling open relationship with all 25 of her chandeliers; not just Lumiere.
Though engaged to Lumiere, she often sleeps with a smaller and thinner chandelier called Jewel.
“None of my chandeliers are jealous of each other,” she says.
“They understand that I love them all for their different personalities.
For example, I love kissing and cuddling Lumiere, but I sleep with Jewel every night as she is portable and very nice to cuddle.”
Liberty discovered her sexual attraction to objects at 14, after she fell in love with a drum kit. (Her rebellious phase?)
“I’ve always loved the look of chandeliers and when I saw my first chandelier, Luna, it was love at first sight,” she says.
“You can’t control who you fall in love with and things just went from there.”
She thinks she can “sense the energy” that emanates from chandeliers, all of whom she considers female.
She thinks her feelings are completely natural and comparable to homosexuality:
“I want others to see how happy the chandeliers make me, and how much they’ve enriched my life.
I’m not hurting anyone by entering into a relationship with them. I am simply just following my heart.”
h/t: Gay Star News
Rex Huskey
well hell…. I’ll be the first to say that I’ve dated a few old shoes and chandeliers myself and God knows there’re a few crap clods, Mason jars and burnt-out light bulbs commenting on this site!
SarcasaticMisanthrope
She just wants to swing from that Chandelier, Chandelier…
vomafoyab444
Do you utilize a pay~pal account.. in case you do you can make an extra 650 /week to your account working at home for a few hours each day, check out this site
58555
.??????O OPEN~JOB~START
am_psi
Didn’t we used to lock crazy people up? Whatever happened to that? It seems like it would be a growth industry now.
doug105
Reagan happened and now out of gratitude, they’re all republicans.
tricky ricky
this site needs a thumbs up button for comments.
SiamSam
@doug105 I know, right? There has no Democratic president or administration since Reagan to reverse this poor decision. It’s been Republicans all the way since 1980.
Kangol
So if she were on *Real Housewives of CrazyTown* would she be a “chandelier monster”? LOL
Mr-DJ
Send her to Kim Davis for the marriage license.
1EqualityUSA
Take a bath with it.
mhoffman953
But what if she identifies as a Chandelier? Who are we to deny her this identification?
Time to update the acronym from LGBTQ to LGBTQC
Xzamilloh
Does the C stand for crazy? Because that’s what she is. No one’s denying her “this identification”, or the accurate identification of batshit cuckoo
tricky ricky
this woman is either a con artist or a f*c*ing loon who needs to be medicated for her schizophrenia.
1EqualityUSA
Or a NOM-skull who is chipping away at identity so that the illegitimate Neil Gorsuch won’t look so off-base when he pulls his “Originalist” garbage on the Supreme Court.
Heywood Jablowme
Typical lesbian, always flipping back and forth like a light switch!
1EqualityUSA
Gives new meaning to “turned on.”
Luna1979
I want to swiiing from the chandeliheer… no really, did she assume it’s a lesbian relationship because Sia is, and sang abour one? Poor lady, though. That’s pretty lonely and dangerous trying to screw a light fixture.
Mykey
“She thinks her feelings are completely natural and comparable to homosexuality” Bet the bigots see this and lump us together with the loonies!
Sam6969
“You can’t control who you fall in love with and things just went from there.”
I agree with her and if she is happy like that, I am happy for her.
Curtispsf
She should hold her wedding party at Lamp World followed by a nice shared bath with her chandelier. That would really “spark” things up.
Curtispsf
Oh yeah, while I was still a virgin I had MANY intimate moments with a white sock.
chris33133
Has that chandelier announced its gender identity or is she simply imposing her own binary definitions on it?
1EqualityUSA
Transparency in the relationship. She sees right through her spouse sometimes.
yup5hioop
I’m all for this – looking at all the latest scandals and allegations not just in this country but around the world including child rape in war zones…. it’s time to give objects the love they have been waiting for quietly. Thinking an object has a consciousness shows more consciousness than the people treating others like objects.
yup5hioop
I’m going to refrain from loving my toaster tho.