A 45-year-old woman is raising eyebrows by admitting she married a train station — and she claims it’s the exact same thing as being gay.
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“Most people know this building as the Santa Fe Depot,” she says, “but I know her as my friend, my life partner, my wife, Daidra Santa Fe.”
The Mirror reports she eagerly takes a 45-minute bus ride to see the San Diego station every day.
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“I have been in love with the station since I was a young girl,” she says.
According to the tabloid, the two married in 2015 and Carol calls the event “the happiest days of our lives.”
It’s not legally binding, so Carol won’t be entitled to any of the station’s riches in the event of divorce.
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Carol identifies as “Objectum sexual,” and says her preference is similar to same-sex attraction.
“Objectum sexuality is not a mental illness like the media always makes out,” she insists.
“It is our sexuality, just like being lesbian or bisexual – we are not crazy.
Daidra has been the most stable partner I have ever had. I have had the time of my life being her wife.
I used to be scared of being in love with humans, but I’m not scared with Daidra.
I could never love another train station – she is the one.”
We give it two weeks.
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radiooutmike
I wonder, who will leave who?
KaiserVonScheiss
“Not a mental illness.” The mentally ill usually say that.
ChrisK
Since the train station can’t give any consent she has no marriage.
Heywood Jablowme
And even though the train station is over 100 years old, I’m sure it could do better than Carol!
I know it well, btw, it’s adorable:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Fe_Depot_(San_Diego)
1EqualityUSA
I’d bet Mrs. Slidin’ Delta belongs to NOM. Why are our marriages linked with inanimate objects. I smell a NOM-skull.
1EqualityUSA
Slidin’ Delta (J.D. Short)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42Qmt7ajCEM
Tête Carrée
I wanna be there to watch them consummate the marriage.
Goforit
EW!
Jack Meoff
Starting to get a little tired of people comparing same sex marriage to marriage with non human objects and animals. It is just another way of saying we are not human beings and it is an insult no matter how it is intended.
DarkZephyr
Agreed, Jack.
greybat
Daldra has been playing Carol for a fool.
All those Trains, pulling in and pulling out… and not always on time!
DCguy
And hundreds of people each day getting up in there. The station is a whore and just married her for her money obviously.
Transiteer
It’s sad, the number of the so very Dumb that walk amongst us. Religion makes you stupid (and compliant).