Model and Sean Cody alumni Igor Kolomiyets has but one simple question:
“What’s powering your spaceship — is it a rag or is it a crystal?”
And following the logic that it’s a crystal (duh), Igor has some suggestions:
“I think instead of wearing rags, we should all wear crystals — develop crystal underwear, crystal shirts, crystal pants.”
We’ll get the lab right on that.
The bizarre viral video was shared by Twitter user @ConanGShore, along with the caption: “The instagays have lost it.”
The instagays have lost it. This is the whackest shit I’ve seen in a while pic.twitter.com/id9NKZvoPo
— Leo Vogueradkar (@ConanGShore) May 20, 2018
Kolomiyets has built up a sizable following on Instagram, where posts like this one on “manifesting” are not uncommon:
He left off #7: Your ‘manifesting’ success rate will go up if you look like Kolomiyets, but that’s neither here nor there.
Still, we can appreciate this window dressing:
We’ll definitely keep an eye out for when he manifests that line of crystal underwear.