Owen Wilson and “good friend”Woody Harrelson recently frolicked about the Peruvian jungle in their panties.
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I have to wonder if you people have ever actually SEEN a penis. That is a distinctly average bulge at best, certainly not anything approaching a semi. Good God, people.
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hells kitchen guy
Woody Harrelson seems like a rare bird – a celebrity who doesn’t take himself seriously and has a sense of humor
shane
owen totally has a semi.
jordanboston
I’m glad to see that Owen’s gone over to weed. Although, maybe getting more mellow isn’t exactly what the doctor ordered.
abelincoln
—owen totally has a semi—
Or maybe he’s just well equipped to begin with that makes it look so. Either way it looks fine.
hisurfer
Who took this? Don’t tell me that the paparazzi are now crawling through the jungle to stalk celebrities.
Puddy Katz
woody’s putting on a little weight but i’d still hit it, he’s got a great personality
Leland Francis
Hells K and Hisurfer are too big mouthed bloggers please take some time off and stop blogging
SeaFlood
I like pictures like these… and they both are poppin’. It makes my libido jump!
SeaFlood
I like pictures like these… and they both are poppin’. They make my libido jump!
hells kitchen guy
If you comment that I comment too much every time I comment, then you’re commenting too much by commenting on my commenting … oh never mind.
blackiemiko
owen does have a semi.
Gregg
No wonder Owen Wilson was suicidal. He can’t even get privacy in the middle of a jungle!
dantiger
Would someone please tell this guy from a small town what “POPPIN” means. Thanks
Daddy's Submissive Boi
Dayum. Owen is packing some heat!
naprem
I have to wonder if you people have ever actually SEEN a penis. That is a distinctly average bulge at best, certainly not anything approaching a semi. Good God, people.
hisurfer
HKG – I think that’s the fake Leland. The real one uses punctuation.