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Workaholics Forces Every Straight Man To Consider: How Much To Fellate Another Guy?

Workaholics, an upcoming Comedy Central series premiering April 6 that about a trio of college friends (Blake Anderson, Anders Holm, and Adam DeVine) who graduate and move on to the telemarketing business, is ready to leverage the gay humor for ratings. Above, the threesome — all ostensibly straight — discuss how much cash it would take to give another man a blowie. The lowest acceptable offer? Not even a full G.

And if you thought “fetch” actually had a chance of catching on, you’ll probably think the same about “torqued”: