World’s Most Famous Couple Changes Mind About Living in Sin for Gay Rights

In 2006, Brad Pitt told Esquire that “Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able”, but according to this puff piece interview, the couple will now get married when their kids ask them to. A few caveat’s here: Brad Pitt not only donated $100,000 to the No on 8 Campaign, he’s wearing a gay porn star’s mustache to show solidarity with the gay community. Also, it’s Angelina Jolie, talking to the Italian version of Vanity Fair, not Pitt , who said that they will marry when the kids start asking about it. So, it’s entirely possible that Jolie has been unaware up to this point that the reason she’s not Mrs. Brad Pitt is because of the gays.

Of course we all know the real reason Brad and Angie aren’t married is that Jennifer Aniston still has another six years left on her post-nuptial “Let’s have a tabloid fight to drum up publicity every time I have a new project out” contract. Whoops, did we say that out loud?

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  • Jen

    Actually, since her divorce, Ms. Aniston has only mentioned the other party once so your comment about drumming up publicity “every time” she has a new project does not add up. The Jolie-Pitts on the other hand use their family for publicity each time they have a movie. This does add up, and I dare you to disprove it.
    Jolie’s latest comment just shows you what big liars these two people. Whoops, did I say that out loud?

  • Debby

    If they donated $100,000 to the No on 8 campaign, maybe they truly mean that the will not wed until … “everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able”. If they were to mention that everytime they are interviewed maybe that would bring more attention to the cause.

    If that is not the real reason they are not marrying, I dont think that waiting until their children ask about it is a good reason to wait…

  • siska

    I agree with jen..its bradagelica who always use the aniston name when they need news..dont forget..aniston who always support gay and lesbian right by use them in her movie,her friends and even her agent..she do not need to use the publicity to show her support..bradengelina only use that sentences and donation for their image..New York Post indicated how Angelina manipulate public to raise her image as a saint Angelina..and dont forget how much lie they keep saying..specilly about the affair..and later she admitted..

  • konrad

    That was a stupid reason for not marrying. It only suggests that marrying is something unessential, not a basic good.

  • seitan-on-a-stick

    Siska, learn to form fully structured sentences! Queerty is once again straight-baiting gay-friendly celebrities. Put that Crystal-meth pipe down, boys!

  • CC

    angelina is a nasty skank…why would anyone marry her?

    brad is just an over the hill has been…so I guess he would want to marry her

    publicity is publicity

    and I agree with No.1 Jen’s comment….Jennifer Aniston has taken the high road from the beginning rather than wallow in the muck of brangelina or whatever you want to call these 2 losers

  • CC

    whoops did I say that out loud?

  • Yes, I am a hater

    If Brad keeps doing to his face whatever it is he is doing to it (botox, peels, whatever)he’s going to end up looking like Kenny Rogers. He’s only 45 and has enuf done to that face for a 60 year old…..something tells me he is going to have a hard time with age…..LOL

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