World’s Most Famous Couple Changes Mind About Living in Sin for Gay Rights

In 2006, Brad Pitt told Esquire that “Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able”, but according to this puff piece interview, the couple will now get married when their kids ask them to. A few caveat’s here: Brad Pitt not only donated $100,000 to the No on 8 Campaign, he’s wearing a gay porn star’s mustache to show solidarity with the gay community. Also, it’s Angelina Jolie, talking to the Italian version of Vanity Fair, not Pitt , who said that they will marry when the kids start asking about it. So, it’s entirely possible that Jolie has been unaware up to this point that the reason she’s not Mrs. Brad Pitt is because of the gays.

Of course we all know the real reason Brad and Angie aren’t married is that Jennifer Aniston still has another six years left on her post-nuptial “Let’s have a tabloid fight to drum up publicity every time I have a new project out” contract. Whoops, did we say that out loud?