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Wrong Again: Pat Robertson Thinks Gay Sex “Is Not Very Pretty”

One of the eternal verities is that every time Pat Robertson opens his mouth, stupidity flourishes like an algae bloom. Pat’s latest attempt to subtract from the sum total of human knowledge is an aesthetic critique of gay sex. In Pat’s view, “When you see what they do, it’s not very pretty.”

This raises two unrelated questions. First, where is Pat watching gay people having sex? Secondly, who could he possibly be watching if he’s come to that conclusion?

Mind you, Pat is careful to spare his tender-hearted viewers. One possible answer to the second question is 1980s prime time soaps. “I don’t want to get graphic,” Robertson promised. “That guy on Dynasty got graphic and it got a little disgusting.”

It’s not clear if Robertson was talking about Duck Dynasty patriarch’s Phil Robertson’s comments about homosexuality. Alternately, Robertson is displaying a fondness for 1980s prime time soaps and thinking about that “unbelievable quaint” breakthrough characer, Steve Carrington. 

Not that it matters, because, as Robertson kindly puts it, “Nobody can ever produce a child through homosexual sex or lesbian sex…This is for procreation.”

And in the end, Robertson predicts, “God will vomit it out.” His viewers may beat God to the punch.

Watch for yourself:

 

H/t: Right Wing Watch