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Wyoming 20-Year-Olds Sue State Over Marriage Ban. They’re Doomed

David Shupe-Roderick, 25, and Ryan W. Dupree, 21, are suing the State Of Wyoming — “The Equality State” — over its law defining marriage as “between a male and a female person,” which sounds so much more clinical than just “a man and a woman.” They applied for a marriage license three times at the Laramie County Clerk’s Office, and were denied each time; they claim such discrimination is unconstitutional. Oh wait, they’re representing themselves? Ugh. See you when you’re dismissed. Or when the state adds a constitutional amendment just to put you in your place.