Oooh, Xem Van Adams has a “pleasant and very sexy surprise!” It came in the form of “this beautiful … sexy as all hell” security guard at Target. We like this story because we. have. been. there! And also, we’ll take any endorsement of a big box retailer that is not Wal-Mart, because unlike that corporate giant, we have yet to hear about Target’s security detaining some gays for not stealing. Although perhaps in this case, Xem would’ve enjoyed an escort to the detention room.