Have you heard the one about the Polish PM who likes a little M4M? No?
It seems that Jaroslaw Kaczynski (pictured, left), who rules Poland in tandem with his Presidential, twin Lech Kaczyznski, has been trying in vain to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes.
According to Pink New UK, the Polish Secret Service have been investigating the matter for years.
[In a recently published paper] Colonel Jan Lesiak is reported to have said: “It is advisable to establish if Jaroslaw Kaczynski remains in a long-term homosexual relationship and, if so, who his partner is.”
As if that’s not enough, politicians have been joking about PM Kaczynski’s cock-loving ways for years.
So, you may be wondering why it’s taken the issue so long to rise to surface, so to speak. It seems that the Polish are not only a bit skiddish over homosexuality, but sex scandals in general. Gay City News reports:
…Jaroslaw Kaczynski’s homosexuality “has been quite obvious to the general public ever since Walesa’s original televised comment. But you must bear in mind that sex still remains a considerable taboo in Catholic Poland. Some three-quarters of Poles say that that sexuality is a private thing not to be discussed in public. For example, we have never had a sex scandal related to government, even though everyone knows that the president and the home secretary regularly visit female brothels.”
God, can you imagine living in a country where your politician’s sex-lives weren’t front-page material? That must be hideous.
While the PM once rode a tide of popularity, it seems he and his party have been suffering in the polls:
Following corruption scandals, however, the Kaczynski government’s popularity has fallen to an all-time low in the polls, and their ultra-conservative coalition is now trailing the main opposition party, Civic Platform, which is also conservative, though much less homophobic.
Whether or not this “new” revelation will further damage their government remains to be seen.
On a related note: while Lech likes the ladies, we can’t help but imagine what life would be like if the evil twins were like Nemesis and had a reality show. What would it be called? How about Hypocrites Rising? Or, better yet, Political Power Falling?
Yeah, that has a nice ring to it.