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PHOTOS: Yes, But Is Sacha Baron Cohen Actually Hot?

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Say what you will about Bruno — and you folks have — but one thing we can’t get out of our mind, especially as we peek at these photos from the film’s Sydney premiere, is: Sacha Baron Cohen is, uh, kinda really hot. Great arms. Toned legs. Chiseled bone structure. And a package that he’s always willing to put on display. (Photos: Splash News)

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33 Comments

  • Brian

    That’s funny. I have been thinking the same myself. I have internal conflict about it. It’s like lust and sensibility fighting it out to decide.

  • Jamie

    I think I just puked a little in my mouth.

  • Fitz

    If you think that is hot, you should take a trip out here where we have men.

  • Frank

    He’s not a bad looking dude, but he’s not really natural model quality. His closeups are plain, but he’s indistinguishable from any other superstar in distance shots and when he’s posing hammily.

  • Shawn

    I thought he looked handsome the year he was at the Academy Awards when he was nominated for “Borat.” But NOT in these photos. Ack!!! I too have thrown up in my mouth a little.

  • rick

    no.

  • RainaWeather

    Yes. Even obnoxiously funny and annoying people can be hot

  • hardmannyc

    He looks a straight Jewish version of Dustin Lance Black (who I think is hot).

  • galefan2004

    He is quite possibly the best example of a butter face that mother nature will ever come up with.

  • TANK

    No…and gross. Also, too jewish. It’d be like having sex with my uncle….*shivers in disgust*

  • DaveO

    ew no

  • ggreen

    “kinda really hot”?? If you like the kind of feminine woman he is trying to emulate. He has a much to do with a hot gay men as John Wayne does feminists.

  • Lydon

    Hot? Yes. As Bruno? Hell no!

  • Miss Understood

    The Bruno wig and makeup distract from how hot he is. out of “drag” I think he’s a dream. I’d even do him as Borat in his green thong!

  • alan brickman

    he is the homophobe’s delight..

  • alan brickman

    Is he gay?? that question needs to be asked.he shows so many cliches about self loathing gays who suppress the rights of other gays..

  • Mitch

    OMG! Sascha Baron Cohen is totally hot. Look at his sinewy arms, and that hair! Plus, jewish guys are too hot.

  • Mike L.

    I love me some matzah balls! :)

    I always thought he was hot, not so much in Borat though, lol.

  • Beto

    Sacha Baron Cohen is not gay, in fact, happily married, don’t remember the wife’s name and with a kid if my mind doesn’t trick me…
    And for the question if he’s hot or not, well, without that alter-ego (Bruno) he’s kind of a hottie.

  • Jay Pat

    I wonder what Isla Fisher has to say about all this…

  • Saturn Love

    When he’s not portraying one of his characters he is actually handsome.

  • Mike L.

    Hey! I actually like the hair!

    Not the costumes though.

    One of my friends act kindda like Bruno, which is both funny and sad.

  • shelby84

    I think he a modern day menstrual show. A parody of gay men enforcing stereotypes that we have to deal with everyday. I think he regressive and I won’t see his movie. Frankly the fuck isn’t helping us. He’s pointing and laughing and getting a check for it.

  • galefan2004

    @Beto: If being happily married is a method of proving you aren’t gay then you should tell that to all those men that come out and 40 and end up divorced.

  • galefan2004

    @shelby84: Agreed! The fact that that check will come partially from the gay community is even more sad. I personally have no desire to see this movie. Hell, I didn’t even want to see Borat. Portraying ignorant stereotypes of people just to earn a buck IS NOT funny.

  • hyhybt

    To answer the title question: No.

  • hardmannyc

    “Portraying ignorant stereotypes of people just to earn a buck IS NOT funny.”

    yes they are. What the hell do you think satire is?!?

  • Travis

    @shelby84: I’m sorry, I just had to point this out…but “menstrual show”? Hahahaha.

  • Joanaroo

    Have hellish insomnia and turned on the TV and there’s the “Bruno” commercial. A few days ago I kept thinking “Who the hell does he look like?”. Ta-da! He looks like “Stewart” – Mike McDonald’s character on MadTV!

  • Joanaroo

    Hi Travis! I’m sorry too, Shelby84, but I had to laugh too at menstrual show! Thought that was cute and I guess a menstrual show is better than a minstrel show.

  • hyhybt

    The minstrel show will sell more tickets.

  • Joanaroo

    That’s true Hyhybt, unless it’s a show like “The Vagina Monologues” called “The Menstrual Show: A Show Business Curse”! :-)

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