Yogurt commercial features sexy guy being very sexy, indeed

Sexy yogurt commercials hardly ever happen.

But that all changes today.

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Müller — a Germany-based company — has just unloaded a uniquely fleshy ad for its “whipped” and “creamy” Greek yogurt.

It stars a chiseled young man posing nude for a sculpture, Atlas-style.

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Hijinx ensue after an inconsiderate young woman exclaims “Fat free!,” thus causing the sculptor to make a perilous mistake to his latest work, and the nude model to have an equally nude panic attack.

Here, just take a look.