Sexy yogurt commercials hardly ever happen.
But that all changes today.
Related: One Million Moms Is Now Very Angry At Yogurt And Lesbians
Müller — a Germany-based company — has just unloaded a uniquely fleshy ad for its “whipped” and “creamy” Greek yogurt.
It stars a chiseled young man posing nude for a sculpture, Atlas-style.
Hijinx ensue after an inconsiderate young woman exclaims “Fat free!,” thus causing the sculptor to make a perilous mistake to his latest work, and the nude model to have an equally nude panic attack.
Here, just take a look.
highestbidder
This is the same yogurt company that ran that sexy ad with “Siggi”, an incredibly handsome, nubile young man about a decade ago. They wound up pulling the ad in embarrassment when it was revealed that “Siggi” was Tommy Hansen, a popular (and prolific) gay porn star for BelAmi.
Celtic
Well, then, I bet “we” know where his yogurt came from. LMAO
Jaroslaw
I don’t see why they would be embarrassed about a model who is a porn star. If one has moral objections about porn, they shouldn’t be looking up who the models are. And if someone else pointed out Hanson/Siggi was a porn star for Bel Ami, again, the righteous would have no way of knowing if the model was trying to get out of porn. Either way, there is no reason to be “embarrassed.” The man has a killer body, which is what they’re advertising their product to do.
Celtic
“One Million Moms” is more like 50,000 angry frustrated women. No worries. You will NEVER get your hands on the likes of this drop dead gorgeous model. It is most likely you “ain’t gettin’ any, anyhow!!”
lester_lasa
Omg can’t believe they did that