Admit it, you hate your job. It’s eating away at you, crushing your heart, soul and reason to live. Rather than toiling day-in and day-out, why don’t you toil for, oh, about ten minutes and make a hundred bucks? Sounds great, right? According to sperm bank, Cyros International, yes! Note their sign’s message:
Money! Sex! Karma!
Could sperm donor be
America’s finest
part time job?
Of course the answer’s yes…unless you’re gay, of course. Unfortunately for us, the Food and Drug Administration, which, for some reason, dictates sperm donorships, won’t let sexually active gay men donate their lil’ swimmers. Apparently they think we’re still more HIV-ridden than the rest of the nation.
(Thanks for the ad, copyranter, you wanker!)
kevin1217
It is the same as donating blood. Semen is a body fluid and subject to the same Federal Regulations. I know I used to work in a sperm bank. The only way to get your DNA into the bank is if you were to switch samples with an approved donor. Hard to do, unless you work at one.
IoutsmartedtheFBI
Now How can they prove the donor is Gay? There is no test for that. BTW I am BiSexual and I donated blood 4 years ago, Those holy roller bastards cannot prosecute me for commiting that crime because of the Statute of Limitations. It is like our dumbass drug laws. What good is a law if you cannot enforce it? I wish more people would do what I did to fight this injustice. F&&& McCain, f*** the christian coalition f&&& pat robertson. and most definately fxxx bush.
I dare some federal agent to come arrest my mexican ass.