APPARENTLY … It’s still possible to deny to your wife that you’ve got a thing for guys even though she catches you with gay porn, Viagra, a pass to a gay men’s “health club,” cookies from gay websites on your computer, text messages from a man who wanted to use you for cover to visit another guy, and, to top it all off, she walked in on you masturbating to gay porn. This sounds like a Ted Haggard memoir. [Slate]
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You Can Still Claim to Be Straight When Your Wife Catches You Pleasuring Yourself to Gay Porn
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dm73
This “letter” reads like an urban legend. C’mon, that letter is not for real. It’s the new hetero-fad. Watch out ladies, men are such dogs that he might possibly be cheating on you…..WITH ANOTHER MAN!!!! Hasn’t Oprah beaten this old horse already.
I’m not saying that the “DL” doesn’t exist. It certainly does, but this letter is a joke. Does a person with all that she “found” really need to write a letter of any kind to ask if her spouse is gay? Puh-lease.
Smells like b***sh&t!
Cam
Even worse,
The second letter after the gay one, about the woman who came to the cocktail party and leaked menstraul blood all over the chairs and bathroom without knowing it. The letter writer was like “Um..i’d like to have them over again but am not sure how to handle this.” LOL!!!!!!!!!!
dm73
@CAM
I was laughing hard when they advised the second letter writer to leave a hint, like suggesting having a Bloody Mary at this time of the Month…..Period.
InExile
@Cam: The second letter was better than the first, LOL
allancsn
Even better – scroll to the bottom and pick up the letter about the guy who wanks too much becuase he doesn’t get long slow sex twice a day. My kinda guy.
TANK
So this prudie is like dan savage…only she’s totally fucking retarded. This is why women shouldn’t be dispensing sex advice to men…it’s fucking tragic.
galefan2004
@dm73: You completely overestimate the intelligence of a woman motivated by love. I’m not saying that she is unintelligent, I’m simply stating that love does insane stuff to people. She is thinking with her heart not her brain and doesn’t want to think that he might be gay.
galefan2004
@allancsn: @TANK: Yeah, the only real advice for this was in the regards to dumping the ice queen or getting a mistress. If his wife isn’t willing to please him then he shouldn’t be with her. Its that simple. I can’t believe women think they should be exempt from pleasing their man when he needs it but throw a fit when he goes elsewhere to get those needs met. If the bitch isn’t willing to please her man than the very least she should do is give him a pass to find someone that will.
DM73
@GALEFAN2004
Anybody in love can be blinded by the obvious, but still to be blinded after 30 years of marriage, really? That first letter (well actually all of them)reek of bored editors creating crazy scenarios so that they can have a laugh with their “advise”. Maybe I’m too cynical, but after 30 years of marriage, if the letter is to be taken at face value, she chose to see what she wanted to see.
Kid A
Dear Prudence: have you heard of bisexuality?
galefan2004
@DM73: That is pretty much exactly the point. Gay men get married in “straight” relationships because they want to hide who they are and after living their life they realize something was missing all that time and start wanting men more and more. The women they are with don’t want to believe that they could possibly be gay so they ignore all the signs and think what they want.
@Kid A: Bisexual IS NOT a pass when you are married. You don’t get to do dudes for free when married to a straight woman rather you are bisexual or not. Actually, Prudence never labeled him at all she just said that he is probably with a dude now.
M Shane
No. 11 · galefan2004 Your last comments are absolutely true. Indeed, a woman generall likes even to bekieve that she is the only woman for you, and might be disuaded from beuing convinced of your interest in straight or lesbian porn.
I’m not sure but I’ve been told that men are sometimes the same way. Imagine turnng the situation around. Say you were married to a man and he caught you watching lesbians (well, you know what they do). Or lesbians catching their partner watching two men (out of my leaque!).
M Shane
No. 10 · Kid A : Bisexuality is even worse if you have a truly hetero woman, who likes sex. I tried that Bi business after AIDS came along, and she wouldn’t let me talk to men even if they were straight! However, if you are going with a basic lesbian, she wouldn’t care. Women can have sex with a man easily and not beturned on or impassioned.
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