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You Can Still Claim to Be Straight When Your Wife Catches You Pleasuring Yourself to Gay Porn

APPARENTLY … It’s still possible to deny to your wife that you’ve got a thing for guys even though she catches you with gay porn, Viagra, a pass to a gay men’s “health club,” cookies from gay websites on your computer, text messages from a man who wanted to use you for cover to visit another guy, and, to top it all off, she walked in on you masturbating to gay porn. This sounds like a Ted Haggard memoir. [Slate]