You Mean You Didn’t Want To Caption 15-Inch Penis Tattoo With ‘I Am Gay’?

A 21-year-old Australian man has been charged with two counts of assault after tattooing a giant 15-inch penis on the back of his 25-year-old friend instead of the Asian-inspired ink the man was after. Next to the genitalia? The phrase: “‘I am gay.”

Says a detective handling the case: “The victim said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons. He rolled him on to his stomach and the bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, ‘Mate, it’s looking really good’. When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: ‘I don’t think it’s the tattoo you were after’.”

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    We almost talked Danny Fife into having a third eye tatooed on his forehead, I think this one beats that one……… :p

  • Andrew

    This happened in the town of Ipswich in Queensland which is the bogan capital (roughly translated it means urban redneck of minimal inteligence) of our state. Apparantly the tattooist was an amateur and he and his ‘victim’ had a fight BEFORE he started the tattoo – what a moron. Alas bogan’s breed like rabbits.

  • wmcarpenter

    Pics or GTFO.

  • [email protected]

    Wow. Assault? Really?

    I’m offended by that. The guy shouldn’t have done it, and there should be some charged pressed, but this is homophobic.

    A tattooing the “victim” gave consent to becomes an assault because he didn’t like the ink he got? It’s not like he beat him down and tattooed him against his will, like a branding or something. WTF….

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