You Won’t Believe The Homophobic Things This Fox News Reporter Said While “Investigating” A Gay Pride Parade

070714_pride_937Smug Fox News correspondent Jesse Watters fancies himself quite the comedian. Too bad he isn’t funny.

Last night on The Bill O’Reilly Show, Watters took his “comedy” routine to the streets of San Francisco, where he harassed Gay Pride parade goers by asking them ignorant and insulting questions, and all while dressed as a douchey frat boy in a polo shirt with a popped collar and jeans.

At one point in the video, 35-year-old Watters mocks openly gay State Senator Mark Leno by saying: “I have to be honest with you, the pants look a little tight.”

At another point, he asks Lt. Governor Gavin Newsom, “Does it make you a bigot if you believe in traditional marriage?”

And another point he asks an African American man if he’s going to “behave himself tonight.” When the man says yes, Watters replies, “I don’t believe that for a minute.”

Other highlights from the video include:

  • “Are you guys sure you don’t like girls? Are you sure?”
  • “I’m going to go out on a limb — you look a little promiscuous.”
  • “Can I have a straight pride parade if I wanted to?”
  • “Is the gay pride parade shoving something down other people’s throats?”

Perhaps the one and only amusing part of the video comes towards the end, when Watters approaches House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi.

“Bill O’Reilly says ‘hello,’” Watters says.

Without missing a beat, Pelosi replies, “Give him my best. Tell him to love his neighbor.”

See the disgustingly unfunny video below.

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  • Stache99

    Conservatives should never attempt humor. There’s a reason why most good comedians are generally liberal.

  • friscoguy

    Picking on his appearance is not cool, picking on his ignorance is.

  • Raphael

    No matter straight, gay, white, black, tall or short… nobody likes to be ridiculed, laughed at. The thing is, can we blame them?

    • Stache99

      @lykeitiz: Bill Maher can be offensive too. There’s not too many places he won’t go if he thinks he can get a laugh out of it. However, he does it in a way that’s not so offensive to people. Watching this rube attempt humor actually made me uncomfortable.

  • Raphael

    Just to be clear, my comment was a reply to Stache99.

  • lykeitiz

    Bill Maher manages to be political AND funny. This guy simply isn’t funny, and I’ve seen his segments several times on O’Reilly. Repug comedians aren’t funny because their general perspectives aren’t.

  • Lvng1tor

    Tired old jokes from a tired old GOP….what evs. They were gonna say the same shit whether they went to Pride or not. Ya know the interviewer prob took a load or two behind a dumpster as soon as the camera stop rolling… you know just for research.

  • bobbyjoe

    When you say he’s dressed like a “frat boy in a popped collar…” don’t you mean a “frat boy from 1988”?

  • litper

    What a pathetic self-hating faq

  • Ben Dover

    “Can I have a straight pride parade if I wanted to?”

    LOL – that might be entertaining.

    If “straight pride” consists of jerking off to porn 6 times a day while never actually having a girlfriend, he could probably dredge up a sizable parade contingent.

  • DickieJohnson

    Ignorant ole Jesse looks like a c*cksucker, if ever I’ve seen one! Surely, Fuxd News’ audience is declining, or dying off?

  • Mezaien

    O’REILLY, is a fucking catholic, and with the rest of the Christian in the USA and the final solution is they should all be forced to eat “Diatomaceous” poison.

  • seaguy

    Fox News Unfair and Unbalanced, and now Homophobic.

  • justSomeGuyFromNJ

    What an enormous douchebag.

  • Lefty

    I think it’s the only way he can ejaculate without feeling guilty. :(

  • Lvng1tor

    Guys just don’t respond to the trolls….It’s what they really get off on when you get upset or tell them off. Don’t sexually excite the trolls!

  • Cam

    “”At another point, he asks Lt. Governor Gavin Newsom, “Does it make you a bigot if you believe in traditional marriage?”””

    Lets see, does it make you a bigot if you believe in “Traditional” race relattions like slavery?

    Does it make you a sexist if you believe in “Traditional” gender relations like women not voting?

    So in answer to his question. Yes, you’re a bigot.

  • tricky ricky

    this *sshole got kicked out of a women’s event recently for being a sexist pig whilst filming and being a jerk a week ago. o’reilly is the scum of the earth and his flunkies are no better.

  • tricky ricky

    @seaguy: it’s always been homophobic.

  • Little-Kiwi

    and this is why gays who grow up in “fox news watching families” have a much more effed-up journey.

  • unclemike

    “Bill O’Reilly says hello.”

    “Andrea Mackris says hello back.”

  • Stache99

    @justSomeGuyFromNJ: Looks like Queerty is finally onto this evil troll.

  • stranded

    Except for, “Are you guys sure you don’t like girls?” question, i didn’t think he was very mean or that his jokes were that offensive. Lighten up people.

  • Ogre Magi

    He reminds me of James O’Keefe.I went to a private school in the South, the place was overrun with smug bullies just like him

  • gskorich

    wow, where is the homophobia and shocking statements? stories like this that try to make things homophobic are so tragic in themselves. this tory makes the gay community look like it can’t laugh at itself. relax have some fun

  • James Hart

    I’d like to see Jesse f****d really hard up the a*s by Newsome. He’d probably enjoy it. Love to see Newsome feed him his c**k, too.

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