You’d Have To Be Blind Item Madness

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Another lesson in subtext brought to you by NYDN:

That was Sam Rockwell tweaking the nipples of pal Justin Long at the Heineken DraughtKeg party. Mercifully, Rockwell retracted his pincers while hitting on several girls. Less interested in the girls was Seann William Scott, who, unlike the frat characters he plays, sipped white wine instead of brewskis.

Now, we don’t want to say all gay men drink white wine, but you know…