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Your Girlfriend Kevin Spacey is Playing Future Cable News Pundit Jack Abramoff

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Great news: Our fairy actor godfather Kevin Spacey is still getting work! The marriage equality supporter and big penis enthusiast will play jailed lobbyist Jack Abramoff in George Hickenlooper’s new flick Casino Jack. The ethically challenged Abramoff is two years into his six-year sentence for conspiracy and tax fraud, but not only is he cooperating with investigators, he’s cooperating with the filmmaker. Which meant a certain A-list fagala visited Abramoff in his Maryland prison for a little role research, bringing two egomaniacs behind the same set of bars. But because prison rape jokes aren’t funny, we won’t make any, but we know you were thinking it.