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Your Week Is Off To A Better Start Than Porn Actor Bruno Knight Following LAX Meth Bust

Screen-Shot-2014-07-22-at-11.01.38-AM-360x218Tuesday morning after a long weekend can feel like a slow drag back into the merciless realities of life. But this might give you pause to feel grateful for your dependable office existence.

Earlier this summer, a sweaty and erratic Bruno Knight was detained at LAX after an anonymous tip to the DEA clued security in to the possibility that he might have a stowaway traveling with him.

Knight, whose real name is Philip Gizzie, is no stranger to things disappearing up his butt in the hopes of cashing in a paycheck — the porn actor has engaged his orifice in numerous box office hits over the years.

But if his ass had its own resume, it might want to leave “international drug smuggling” off the special skills list from now on. We’re afraid it’s references might impede future employment opportunities.

Because wouldn’t you know it, turned out he’d inserted three bags of meth weighing a total of half a pound up the money maker in hopes of traveling back to London with the goods.

He officially pled guilty to a federal count of possession with intent to distribute meth, which carries a 20-year maximum sentence.

The Santa Monica Mirror did its due journalistic diligence by noting:

“In a scene from the 2011 porno film “Security Control,” Gizzie plays an airport security guard who searches another porn actor’s body for drugs.”

Knight faces sentencing on November 24th.

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12 Comments

  • QJ201

    box office hits? Really? Porn doesn’t even report sales most of the time.

  • DarthKitsune

    Who the bloody hell is Gizzie?

  • TriForceKid1013

    That’s his real last name.

  • SportGuy

    @Masc Pride:

    Thank you for the link! Made my day :-D

  • boring

    You guys are totally missing the point: HALF A POUND.

    Holy shit, imagine half a pound – of ANYTHING, really – jammed up your tuchus.

  • robho3

    Oh thats nothing I could put a full pound or 2 up mine.

  • asby

    I travel a lot……and do u not have to go thru a full body scan machine once u hit security?…….I guess when u are a tweaker with a half a pound of meth up your hole….you are not thinking right

  • Mark

    @boring: And people say you don’t learn any real world skills doing porn…

  • vive

    Not a mart thing to do, but to jail someone for something like this is barbaric (never mind 20 years).

  • Cam

    @spiffy:

    I was wondering the same thing, it is basically the same story from a while ago. Maybe because the sentencing date was now mentioned.

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