Your Week Is Off To A Better Start Than Porn Actor Bruno Knight Following LAX Meth Bust

Tuesday morning after a long weekend can feel like a slow drag back into the merciless realities of life. But this might give you pause to feel grateful for your dependable office existence.

Earlier this summer, a sweaty and erratic Bruno Knight was detained at LAX after an anonymous tip to the DEA clued security in to the possibility that he might have a stowaway traveling with him.

Knight, whose real name is Philip Gizzie, is no stranger to things disappearing up his butt in the hopes of cashing in a paycheck — the porn actor has engaged his orifice in numerous box office hits over the years.

But if his ass had its own resume, it might want to leave “international drug smuggling” off the special skills list from now on. We’re afraid it’s references might impede future employment opportunities.

Because wouldn’t you know it, turned out he’d inserted three bags of meth weighing a total of half a pound up the money maker in hopes of traveling back to London with the goods.

He officially pled guilty to a federal count of possession with intent to distribute meth, which carries a 20-year maximum sentence.

The Santa Monica Mirror did its due journalistic diligence by noting:

“In a scene from the 2011 porno film “Security Control,” Gizzie plays an airport security guard who searches another porn actor’s body for drugs.”

Knight faces sentencing on November 24th.