In the future, we’ll all be coming home to exasperatingly sexy robots who will compliantly bend to our every passing fancy. And since that sounds so great, an uptight sex therapist has come forward to a.) rain on all this speculative sexiness, and b.) warn us, in no uncertain terms, that we all run the risk of becoming very addicted to these hot-to-trot droids.
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As The Daily Star reports, a “top robotics expert” is warning that a new line of cyborgs developed to be superlative lovers will get us “hooked.”
“Robotic sex may become addictive,” said American Research Fellow and certifiable buzzkill Joel Snell from Kirkwood College.
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Sexbots would always be available and could never say no, so addictions would be easy to feed.
People may become obsessed by their ever faithful, ever pleasing sex robot lovers.
“People will rearrange their lives to accommodate their addictions.”
These powerful robots are going to be far better at sex than you are, Dave. They won’t give sass (unless you hit the “sass” button) and won’t talk back unless you’ve programmed them to talk back . They’re going to be incredibly hot and you won’t be able to resist and you will get addicted. And that’s that.
“Robotic sex may become better than human sex,” Snell drones on. “Like many other technologies that have replaced human endeavors, robots could surpass human technique. Because they would be programmable, sexbots would meet each individual user’s needs.”
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But a “top sex therapist” named Gurpreet Singh wants Snell to stop bumming everyone out, and says these sex robots could be a good thing.
A very good thing, indeed.
“Who are we to judge people who want to have sex with robots?”
Let people enjoy sex robots – they will work in the same way couples introduce a toy into a sexual relationship.
“And if both parties agree, I see nothing wrong.”
Now all these people need to immediately stop talking unless they’re planning to tell us where we can get our hands on these goddamn addictive sexy robots.
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Tobi
I’m going to call mine Brian.
Xzamilloh
Two things: It needs a tongue and a bank account to go half on the bills. Otherwise, I’ll just stick to the real thing.
truckproductions
oh please.. the only people who would rather have sex with a robot are people who wouldn’t be having sex with real humans anyway.
ted72
@truckproductions:
The only people who would have addiction to sexbots are those who have addiction probelms to begin with.
I wouldn’t mind a sexbot, but I wouldn’t choose it over a person.
NateOcean
I can hardly wait for the day when I can slip my penis into my RobotFriend® cuff, plug it into the USB port on my laptop, and lay back with my VR headset to feel Brent Corrigan’s lips around my penis, or the tightness as I enter Johnny Rapid’s hole.
But sadly, just when I was close to orgasm, my fantasy was interrupted with a pop-up ad for Foster Farms bar-b-que chicken parts on sale at Safeway. An ad brought to me by Google AdSense.
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Mack
@NateOcean: Best comment yet.
DarthKitsune
Addicted is a strong word, but robot sex might become the preferred method of sexual activity. no song and dance, no considering someone else, zero risk of catching a disease. I see no downside.
Cyn
Sounds perfect to me. A talented undemanding lover with an off button. That works.
Cyn
@NateOcean: LOL. AdBlockPlus is your friend
Doughosier
Come on science! There’s hope for old age!
Chris
@Tobi: ROFL!
Jack Meoff
@NateOcean: Thanks for the laugh 🙂
Hussain-TheCanadian
Am I the only one thinking of “Bicentennial man”? Awesome movie!
JodyBoy
I’ll take a long blonde haired skinny twink please.
Alistair Wiseman
@Hussain-TheCanadian:
Well, you asked for my opinion on another thread.
I think it is sad and delusional. It reminds me of Ryan Gosling in “Lars and the Real Girl”. I would have no interest in such a relationship and would prefer to be celibate.
As messy as it can be, I prefer (and enjoy) real, spontaneous human interaction. Nobody and nothing can replace that.
ProfessorMoriarty
@DarthKitsune: No downside, you say?
What about the destruction of humanity? DON’T DATE ROBOTS!
https://vimeo.com/12915013
Hussain-TheCanadian
@Alistair Wiseman: I honestly find the above pictured doll creepy; imagine returning home from work and finding this thing on the coach “waiting” for you.
Alistair Wiseman
@Hussain-TheCanadian:
I know. No, thank you.
Billy Budd
It WILL undoubtedly happen. But it will take decades, maybe centuries before these robots become intelligent and attractive and knowledgeable enough about sex in order to get us addicted to them.