Gaming streamer Markiplier put the internet in a headlock back in October when he announced his plans to start an OnlyFans page — with some pretty rigorous conditions. For a chance to see his Mark-meats, fans would have to get both of his podcasts to new previously unachievable streaming heights on both Apple Music and Spotify.
The announcement video immediately went to the tops of YouTube trending and his podcast listenership spiked.
Now, two months later, the hunk has made good on his promise and unleashed his OnlyFans account upon the internet. Once again, his announcement vid topped the YouTube trending charts.
Traffic hit all at once and caused the whole site to temporarily crash:
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…really guys? pic.twitter.com/74XVt7jAUB
— Mark (@markiplier) December 9, 2022
People are desperate for it on every platform. Folks are racing to his nudes like they were the last $5 flat screen at an ’00s Black Friday sale. As Derrick Berry said, “People were killed.”
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Subscription to the page is free, though the first post costs three bucks to reveal. All proceeds are going directly to the Cincinnati Children’s Hospital and the World Food Program (“because if you’re going to quench your thirst, we might as well try to feed some people,” he says).
Some fans are disappointed with the pictures posted so far being campy, staged pictures with photoshopped backgrounds. Others are wondering in what world these thirsty girls/gays/theys thought this mega-streamer would be ****ing and ****ing and *****ing it on the camera.
Mostly, people are just rejoicing that Markiplier got his cheeks out for charity:
Yeah y’all I’m trying to see that markussy
— Smoke (@smokegayming) December 9, 2022
every side of twitter running to onlyfans after seeing markiplier trending pic.twitter.com/DxcvuI6ipt
— ash ofmd s2 spoilers (@ashspeaks) December 9, 2022
markiplier on his only fans: pic.twitter.com/gWqfRpeAlM
— aj (@alizabethgm) December 9, 2022
how i’m showing up to markiplier’s onlyfans debut pic.twitter.com/nSmHcV1r4I https://t.co/J0KulsjHdn
— melanie (@moodringbrain) December 8, 2022
Yes I paid for Markiplier OnlyFans.
Yes I just saw his bare ass
Yes I now thirst for him more than I did already pic.twitter.com/7PsLhRzWD4
— . (@kuumiho_exe) December 9, 2022
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Plenty of folks are also begging for leaks (which, come on, it’s $3 for charity):
me looking at my reflection after searching “markiplier only fans leaked” pic.twitter.com/g2F8j9mBbn
— allana banana (@loughosts28) December 9, 2022
everyone running to twitter to search markiplier leaked after his recent video pic.twitter.com/A0GKT7LVe1
— cas (@VIOLETSABATOGE) December 9, 2022
waiting for the Markiplier leaks pic.twitter.com/bm12d7cWRt
— lucero (@badgona) December 9, 2022
me omw to search for markiplier onlyfans leaks pic.twitter.com/bx6X2vsCEM
— cas (@VIOLETSABATOGE) December 9, 2022
We promise y’all can spare it; it’s the season of giving!
It’s for a good cause, it’s cheap, and it’s a step up from his old “tasteful nudes” calendar:
Found all my old scans of Mark’s tasteful Nudes ande thought it was unfair of me to keep them for myself. Tried to clean them of the worst dust particles and blemishes. Apologies, my scanner is old and probably not clean xD
Anyway, enjoy the nekkid ass of #markiplier #marktwt pic.twitter.com/PXgnbpRpNs
— FDQ ~fan account~ (@Hyakkiga) May 22, 2022
Godabed
If people are in to muscles, that’s fine be into muscle. But muscle do not make your face look better.
he is basic looking, I don’t see what the hype is all about. And because the gay community has such body issues, and cause others in our community to have unsafe beliefs about health and body type. It’s important for use to remember what healthy actually looks like, it’s not body sculpting or starving yourself, or taking drugs for muscle growth. Just Fyi.
Mana
I agree about the body issues thing. but Markiplier himself is not the kind of person you’re talking about. The physique he’s gotten he’s gotten through serious hard (balanced) exercise with a personal trainer, eating healthy, monitoring his health with scrutiny, and other behaviors that should be the goal for anyone wanting to get healthy themselves. He’s worked for his body, and he’s proud of it, but it’s all been in the pursuit of health above all else. And yes, I know I’ve said “healthy” like five times, I actually just can’t think of another good word to use for it.
He would never, ever body shame or judge. I wouldn’t necessarily comment, but I have chronic illnesses and he’s been a bit of an inspiration. He’s had a tumor, bowel impaction, and a heart attack, and he’s only 31. Obviously, he does everything he can to keep himself in good shape, but for most of the people who are into him, it’s more than just his body. He’s got a handsome face, a contagious grin, and his positive personality shines through all of that.
If you’re taking issue with language used in the article, though, I have no comment.