It’s not exactly a long, languid, love-you-muchly liplock.
It’s not even a myah-myah-now-ged-outta-my-face type kiss.
It’s more a gay-panicky punchline smooch, aiming for yuk-yuks but barely worth the effort it would take to shrug.
The latest Baywatch red-band trailer — which is trying so hard to drum up interest — opens with a dream sequence featuring Zac Efron’s character Matt Brody dreaming of a kiss with Mitch Buchannon (The Rock).
Your choices are to either blink and you’ll miss it, or you can simply not click on the below link and miss it altogether.