Lip service

Zac Efron and The Rock share a kiss in new “Baywatch” red-band trailer

It’s not exactly a long, languid, love-you-muchly liplock.

It’s not even a myah-myah-now-ged-outta-my-face type kiss.

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It’s more a gay-panicky punchline smooch, aiming for yuk-yuks but barely worth the effort it would take to shrug.

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The latest Baywatch red-band trailer — which is trying so hard to drum up interest — opens with a dream sequence featuring Zac Efron’s character Matt Brody dreaming of a kiss with Mitch Buchannon (The Rock).

Your choices are to either blink and you’ll miss it, or you can simply not click on the below link and miss it altogether.

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