The dildo-loving, gay blowjob-receiving dreamboat known as Zac Efron has confirmed that when he wins an MTV Movie Award for his shirtless performance in That Awkward Moment this Sunday, he will accept the award sans shirt.
Most recently confirmed to be The Sexiest Motherf*cker Alive, Efron is embracing the assets that have turned our lust into obsession. He tweeted last month that “If I beat Thor – I’m accepting the award shirtless on stage.” Yesterday, he confirmed the news again in an interview with MTV.
“Now I have to,” he said. “I’m a man of my word. If I win, I’ll do it.”
It’s safe to say that following this confirmation, Efron will win the fan vote by a landslide — his only real competition for Best Shirtless Performance is Chris Hemsworth in Thor: The Dark World. Other nominees include Leonardo DiCaprio in The Wolf of Wall Street, Sam Claflin as Finnick in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, and some older lady named Jennifer Aniston in a movie called We’re the Millers.
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Below, the shirtless scene that got Zac Efron nominated:
rnch
I cannot comprehend the media’s obsession with this skinny, waxed/shaved pretty boi.
He looks like what some uptight, suburban str8 matron believes a gay man should be.
carey579
^ 1. Zac is not skinny.
2. He’s not waxed/shaved either although I wish he did. Who wants to see hair covering a beautiful male anatomy?
3. You don’t know him so you presumption of him being uptight and matronly is void.
4. ‘a gay man should be’ WTF does that mean?
5. I’m not a die hard fan of Zac, there are bigger hunks out there but let’s appreciate a good looking male celeb who’s not afraid to give his fans what they want to see!
IcarusD
Imagine what he would have to do if he won for Best Sex Scene or Best Use of Gratuitous Nudity.
MTV, can I help you pick the categories and nominees next year?
Black Pegasus
Zac is actually a really kind and nice guy in person.. Celebs have to work really hard at trying not to appear detached and elitist. Zac is very personable for a guy his age. Quite impressive…
That’s all I will say 🙂
LandStander
@rnch: If you think Zac is “skinny”, you have an unhealthy idea of what skinny is.
vive
Seems a bit conceited.
PARKAVMAN
I’d rather see ‘Thor’ without his shirt, but Zac is a nice second.
jonjct
zac, zac, zac, i will swallow.
Stevenw
Whenever I see him, I always think ‘halfling’ or ‘hobbit’.
Its the lack of neck, and the way his skull is a tad larger than average.
He is still very attractive, but like that optical illusion of the old woman or the vase, I can only seem to see a scaled-up midget whenever I look. My problem, not his, but still: wierd effect.
GymJockTX
I love him. I love him. I love him. I love him and I’ll
Swallow. I’ll swallow. I’ll swallow.
I will swallow him.
tricky ricky
the only reason I’ve seen this twerp I anything is because he did an episode of csi Miami. I plan to keep I that way.
misterhollywood
I like Zac. Awe come on don’t pick on him 🙂 He seems like a real sweetie!
GymJockTX
@misterhollywood: I second that emotion. Zac has come across as very down to Earth on lots of talk shows–which says a lot, seeing as how he’s so painfully hot & handsome.
This site always seems to have a plethora of unhappy, beyotchy queens spewing venom and bile–really such a sad stereotype, but there are definitely plenty of them lurking.
Rock on, Zac E. And PS: if you ever get offered a script that requires you to sport a pair of well packed, wet tighty-whitey briefs again, by all means, feel free to sign on the dotted line for that role. No complaints about what you’re packin’ from this corner, stud bud. Yumm.
DarkZephyr
I really don’t understand the guys who have to go out of their way to say something nasty about anyone who isn’t their specific type. Its pointless and rather sick if you ask me. And its not just gay guys either. Heterosexual men can be just as f***** up about women who don’t fit their particular favorite cookie cutter mold. Honestly I wish that gay men could be held to a higher standard than that owing to the bull crap and hate we have to deal with from homophobes, but the sad fact is that we can’t be. “twerp”, “hobbit”? Really? That is how we treat our allies (and he IS a very supportive ally) just because they aren’t our personal idea of physical beauty?
hudson
@DarkZephyr: exactly….
ChgoReason
@DarkZephyr: I third that. People on this board are showing strong projection towards someone that is just so damn hot, or just have unconscionably high standards.
DarkZephyr
@ChgoReason: Or its possible that they are jealous of how many people DO find him attractive. Being gay can create the unique dilemma of being both attracted to someone AND jealous of their good looks at the same time. I suspect that jealousy plays a very large role.