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Zac Efron Will Accept Award Shirtless, Should Probably Never Wear A Shirt Again

tumblr_n3q7klYKE21qg0heyo1_500The dildo-loving, gay blowjob-receiving dreamboat known as Zac Efron has confirmed that when he wins an MTV Movie Award for his shirtless performance in That Awkward Moment this Sunday, he will accept the award sans shirt.

Most recently confirmed to be The Sexiest Motherf*cker Alive, Efron is embracing the assets that have turned our lust into obsession. He tweeted last month that “If I beat Thor – I’m accepting the award shirtless on stage.” Yesterday, he confirmed the news again in an interview with MTV.

“Now I have to,” he said. “I’m a man of my word. If I win, I’ll do it.”

It’s safe to say that following this confirmation, Efron will win the fan vote by a landslide — his only real competition for Best Shirtless Performance is Chris Hemsworth in Thor: The Dark World. Other nominees include Leonardo DiCaprio in The Wolf of Wall Street, Sam Claflin as Finnick in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, and some older lady named Jennifer Aniston in a movie called We’re the Millers.

Below, the shirtless scene that got Zac Efron nominated: