Ever wonder what Zac Efron’s penis looks like? Well, according to his co-star, Adam DeVine, it’s “handsome” and “veiny” and everything else you’d want it to be.
While speaking to Daily Mail Australia, DeVine dished about his years-long quest to feast his eyes upon Mr. Efron’s junk.
It all began back in 2014 when he and two other male co-stars, Blake Anderson and Anders Holm, first tried to glimpse Mr. Efron’s manhood while the four were shooting a scene together for Comedy Central’s Workaholics.
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“In that scene we do, we kept trying to see Zac Efron’s dick,” he explained.
Unfortunately, they didn’t have any luck seeing Efron’s penis that time around. (Check out the video here.)
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Fast forward two years! DeVine and Efron again worked together on the upcoming comedy Mike And Dave Need Wedding Dates, in which they play two brothers struggling to find dates for their sister’s wedding.
While shooting the film, DeVine remained determined to get a close-up view of Zac Efron’s penis. Lucky for him (and us), he managed to sneak a peek.
“It’s a very handsome dick,” he dished. “It’s just as veiny as his arms.”
Good to know.
In the past, Zac’s member has been referred to by people in the know as “the LeBron James of penises.” It’s also been described as “f-ing gorgeous” and his balls allegedly “have a six-pack.”
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Lestar
uhm..ok. Thanks?
Andrew Louison
Only thirsty hoes care what it looks like. It’s a penis, and most of the men on the planet have them. So they might be a little different… big deal. It’s just a penis.
Mark Reimer
OK, so this (for now) appealing #YoungBoi has an “easy-on-the-eyes” face, body & screwdriver. Yes, some of us are truly “Doner DNA blessed”. BUT…..time & gravity eventually makes the best of us look undesirable. Hoping he is investing wisely all the money he is making today! When his appealing looks fade so will his “talent”.
Steve Russell
I’ve seen it. I have a picture. It’s small.
Damian Powell
Drew Dominic Parson
Desert Boy
Zack’s balls allegedly “have a six-pack.” Um, what does that even mean? Small or large, low-hangers (my favorite) or close to the body, I understand these but balls with a six pack? Never heard this before.
Rodney Justin Salmon
where are the days of decorum gone. never kiss and tell.
diewgo
@Desert Boy: it’s a joke they made in a video
diewgo
@Steve Russell: I hope you’re talking about a new photo, there’s some montages on the web, some are pretty well made
cjc1414
Anyone who is really interested can see pictures of his “MANHOOD” on line, not very impressive, in fact kind of small. The one good thing ZE could do is COME OUT ALREADY!!!! It’s no big secret, just like Ryan Seacrest, that he is gay.
Bmyn2nyt
If his balls have a “six-pack,” he should see a doctor.
Bobby French
I bet it is as perfect as he is.
zooby
That’s not gay at all …
mujerado
Stories like this invariably attract two different groups of men. The first and largest is of men who are interested. The second, smaller but more determined, are those who feel compelled to say how juvenile or silly or time-wasting they think it all is. Speaking to you men in the latter group, guys, whether you’re gay or not, this is a form of homophobia.
Kieru
@mujerado: I propose a 3rd group of men.
Those of us that recognize this is nothing but cheap PR. DeVine gets some additional media attention by claiming to have details about Efron’s penis. Efron gets additional media attention as everyone with a blog comments on claims of what his member must look like.
And since there isn’t any photo to create a scandal everyone involved wins and more people buy tickets to see Mike And Dave Need Wedding Dates.
Billy Budd
I would like to butt-fuck Zac Efron. His dick is of no importance to me.
Steven Hobday
Aaron
Aromaeus
The ones circulating around are of him flaccid so he could be a grower.
strix1
If you never get to enjoy it up close an personal (take that to any extreme you want) who cares?!!
KEVolution
as someone with a long-standing crush on Adam Devine, i’m thrilled that he had such determination to get an up close look at ANY man’s penis!
Victor Slabb
It’s circumcised which is wrong and unnecessary.. Usually.
CCTR
@Kieru: true and perfect!
Maleko
@cjc1414: I wonder what it would be like to have all the boys say you are gay, when you aren’t? The boys in this article are so penis-centric, like do you guys have a life? As for coming out, that act has generally the been known to seriously damage your acting career. You can no longer play the parts that need you to appeal to ladies; half of your market is gone. Add to that the guys that are hateful of gay anything, maybe 35% of them (think of Alabama, Mississippi, Kentucky, North and South Carolina, Utah, Idaho and lots more of them). Whatever, you have cut about 60% of your audience out, you have restricted the kind og parts you can get. Ask Ellen.
Spike
Given the roids he’s been taking to bulk up, I’m guessing he’s got a pretty serious case of mouse balls.
GusBlogging
I mean yes – I would have liked to see his di**, too. However, I don’t find it anywhere near to be o.k. of him to talk about it. Just enjoy and be quite about it. This is one stereotype I’d like to get rid off, that every gay guy looks after their friend’s/colleague’s dicks and then even talk about it.
Gus from http://www.gus-guyblog.com
Milk Dud
Uh does he realize the nation was busy talking about Ryan Reynolds? Zac who?
patricklee5150
I am sure it is truly beautiful, just like all of the rest of him. Yummy!
GayMafiaKingpin
@Andrew Louison: Yet you, yourself, clicked on the headline to read the story. Congratulations on being a self-described thirsty hoe. Welcome to the club of people who have an interest in sex.
redzebra1
Does he claim God spoke to him as well? 🙂
batesnight
Penises all look the same more or less. Some are cleaner than others.
rmarin776
@Kieru: I think you’re absolutely right. Also, I propose a 4th group of men. Those who are so focused on so-called “masculinity” that they are constantly sizing up dicks as if it’s the most important thing happening in the world of men.