The internet has been buzzing recently over “gay math.”
That’s not math that turns kids gay, despite Florida’s ban on 54 math textbooks because they “indoctrinate” children. In fact, it’s got nothing to do with numbers.
Uly, from the UlyandErnesto TikTok account, broke things down in a relatable way that folks can understand.
“A one-month relationship in gay man equals five years,” he claims in a TikTok with over two million views. “A one-month relationship in lesbian equals one month. But they’ve been living together for three weeks and already own a cat.”
We rounded up up some of the funniest versions of gay math to be found online, just so you could understand the complicated formulas that make gay life work.
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