This medieval “sword fighting” move is too horny for words

If you’re not following the tremendous Twitter/X account “weird medieval guys,” you’re missing out. The legacy account is famous for posting extremely silly memes ripped from the pages of illustrated medieval texts, and the result is both educational and hilarious. And sometimes, just sometimes…a little bit horny?

Related:

Moms for Liberty took over their school board. Here’s what these parents did next.

The group got to work right away with their usual agenda.

Take a recent tweet featuring an image of two men sword fighting, for instance. The caption reads “swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century.” But the image tells quite a different story.

Now I know what you’re thinking: I know what’s absolutely top of mind for most gays upon seeing this image, and it’s certainly the question: “wait a minute, did people really swordfight that way?”

The answer is an unequivocal yes!

But that doesn’t stop this post from being very silly and horny just the same. Let’s just say that 16th-century Germans may have been killing two birds with one stone using this technique.

It certainly got hot and horny out on the…jousting…field….

But let’s never forget that your most important weapon in a duel isn’t your sword; it’s the element of surprise! And what’s more surprising than an impromptu blow job? I’d venture to say…nothing!

And it’s not just for the fellas, either. This is a technique beloved of all genders!

Quick, where’s the BBC miniseries?

If this kind of stuff really butters your biscuit, you’re in luck, because Olivia M. Swarthout, the creator of this incredible account is on the verge of publishing an entire book on the subject of silly little medieval men! Praise be to her indeed!