Happy Endings: Elvira Has A Yard Sale

• Drag queen muse, Elvira, is having a moving sale and you can bet Queerty will be there rummaging through boxes and boxes of over-sized wigs and stringy black gowns. [Defamer]

• South African gay men are protesting the country’s ban preventing them from donating blood – by lying and doing it anyway. [BBC]

• Gay Brits are taking a break from their marrying long enough to screen Brokeback Mountain, making it the number one movie in the UK, and thereby officialy making it an international sensation. [Time Out]

• Renee Zellweger forgives loved ones who commit fraud pretty easily. She and her ex Kenney Chesney were out shopping together. For sandwiches, not shoes. [Yahoo]

• Richard Hatch might be “the world’s worst bookkeeper” but he is most certainly the “world’s worst nude bookkeeper.” [Boston Herald]

• Bravo (whose programming continues to compete with Logo and here! TV) has blessed us with a second season of Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-list. Let’s hope we get a reunion with Griffin and her adorable husband, Matt. [Zap2it]