Happy Endings: We Love Men In Tights

• The book Sextrology has been selling like crazy all over the globe without having to filter any content. Not anymore. Russia has de-gayed the book without obtaining the consent of the authors or publisher HarperCollins.

• If you haven’t yet seen the teaser to Superman Returns starring soon to be Hollywood “It Boy” Brandon Routh, check it out. All we have to say is “Tom Welling who?”

• Over 6,500 gay marriages have occurred in Massachusetts since the State Supreme Court ruled that queers should not be excluded from attending marriage counseling. Congrats, people.

• An openly gay State Senator from Vermont was seriously injured in a car wreck yesterday. We hope he gets better. So far we haven’t heard anything from those tactless fundamentilsts claiming this was caused by some wrathful gay-hating God.

• John Waters’s “dog crap-eating tranny” state of mind invades the OC. His photography show is now at the Orange County Museum Of Art.

• Andy has some photos of a recent hazing by the Marquette University lacrosse team. We’re bummed Bill O’Reilly wasn’t there to cover that wild collegiate episode.