Joe Jonas may have been dethroned as the hottest of the defunct Jonas Brothers Good-Time Family Band Solution now that Nick Jonas is more jacked than a stolen car stereo, but Joe-Jo proves he’s not that in.no.cent in an in-depth profile in New York Magazine.
In it, we learn about his sexual escapades:
We decided to take the rings off a few years ago. I lost my virginity when I was 20. I did other stuff before then, but I was sexually active at 20. I’m glad I waited for the right person, because you look back and you go, “That girl was batshit crazy. I’m glad I didn’t go there.”
We also learn that that “batshit crazy” girl was probably Demi Lovato:
One relationship that meant a lot to fans was the one I had with Demi Lovato, who I’ve known for years. We had been friends forever, we were both Disney kids, and because we played a couple in the Camp Rock Disney Channel specials—and fans liked seeing us together—we eventually dated for a month. I really got to know her and got to see the ins and outs of what she was struggling with, like drug abuse. I felt like I needed to take care of her, but at the same time I was living a lie, because I wasn’t happy but felt like I had to stay in it for her, because she needed help. I couldn’t express any of that, of course, because I had a brand to protect.
Who, along with fellow Disney wunderkind, Miley
Highrus Cyrus, initiated Joe into the cult of cannabis:
The first time I smoked weed was with Demi and Miley. I must have been 17 or 18. They kept saying, “Try it! Try it!” so I gave it a shot, and it was all right. I don’t even smoke weed that often anymore. I was caught drinking when I was 16 or 17, and I thought the world was going to collapse. But I was in another country, and it was legal there. My 21st birthday, I fell down a flight of stairs. I was unconscious that time, and my whole team was scared to death that somebody was going to get a picture. Now I appreciate wine or a vodka-soda at the end of the day every once in a while.
Most importantly, we learn what is verboten in the land of Joe Jonas:
We even did a Good Housekeeping story with our mom where we were wearing these horrible pastels. It makes me cringe just to think about it.
If you have a few minutes to beat, bloody and kill, you can read the rest of Joe Jonas’s profile in New York Magazine.