John Mayer Into Anal?
John Mayer is really into anal sex with his girlfriend Jessica Simpson. According to Perez Hilton, who has it on good authority from one of Simpson’s friends. He also suggest Mayer is into water sports…. In April, Perez claimed that John Mayer was “definitely bi” and “struggling with his sexuality.”
Please god, no, we beseach you – please keep this douche bag sitting squarely in the straight column.
Um isn’t Jessica Simpson with Tony Romo? Mayer just was dumped by Jennifer Anniston. Why would we believe anything Perez Hilton reports on?
John Mayer in my bed?
DO. NOT. WANT!
Perez is trash.
According to Perez Hilton, Fidel Castro died last year. Perez has no credibility. Everything he says is for shock value.
Last I checked, wanting anal sex with a WOMAN indicated *hetero*sexuality…
Well if any of that about John Mayer is true – which I am unsure of – then I like him lots more.
Why would anyone not currently sleeping with John Mayer care whether he is into anal, watersports, furries or any kink/nonkink. The mere fact that it came from Perez Hilton makes it even less noteworthy.
Like that sow has any credibility. Give me a few ex tricks who can corroborate facts and I might believe it.
The fewer times we mention hilton’s name, the faster he will go away.
It seems that in life the weeds grow faster than the flowers, a yeast infection spreads faster than it is cured, mold grows overnight yet
takes strong chemicals to eradicate. The same holds true of Perez Hilton. We do not understand how he managed to infect our world
so quickly, yet we have a more difficult time stopping the spread
of this disease. But we can stop somewhere and one way is by not
giving it any press, (unless he is ran over by a bus). He is low rent,
trashy and not reflective of our community, not even in a campy way.
In hopes of making this story more exciting I want to combine this story with the one above.
It is my understanding that Perez drinks the piss of John McCain who drinks the piss of Barbara Striesand who drinks the piss of Jessica Simpson who drinks the piss of John Mayer who then serves his piss to Perez and it is all in
The Circle of Toilet Life
>Last I checked, wanting anal sex with a WOMAN indicated *hetero*sexuality…
I thought the rumor more explicitly phrased than here was that Mayer likes to be pegged.
Mayer’s with Simpson? I”ll bet Tony Romo is pissed…(pun intended).
anal sex with Jessica???…eeewwwww….
Okay, only because it just writes itself…Do you think Jessica, as she was having anal sex, may have been worried about getting pregnant? Just a thought.
The only thing I hope John Mayer is into is Going Away.
Does Perez ever write about ANYTHING you don’t get ICK attacks from?
Becoming a low class perv would be a step up for him
@ michael – Wonderful post!