Marcus Schenkenberg Makes Horrible Music
It’s been years since male model Swedish Marcus Schenkenberg ruled the runway. But this cultural irrelevance hasn’t stopped The Local’s Paul O’Mahony from devoting this irreverently informative, unnecessarily schizoid “Introducing…†column to 38-year old Schenkenberg.
In addition to proving those essential introductory details – dated Pam Anderson, fucks mad reality hoes and likes PeTA – O’Mahony informs us that Schenkenberg has recorded a Ricky Martin-flavored single:
…The muscular Swede with the Dutch ancestry also released a single. For a man purported to speak five languages – none of them Spanish – the decision to release a song called “La Chica Marita†had more to do with the success of Ricky Martin-inspired Latino pop than his own fondness for some chica called Marita.
This shit’s anything but caliente. In fact, it’s frio. Muy, muy frio. Whomever told Schenkenberg he should sing, dance or even speak must be tracked down and punished. Seriously. This video counts as the top-five worst things in human history. Even worse than racism and genocide. That’s bad.
Check it out, after the jump. Unless you want to maintain your Marcus-related masturbatory fantasies, in which case we don’t advise viewing “La Chica Marita 
And how is this worse than justin timberwanker or any of the talentless wankers on american idiot or any boy band member having a wanking?
or how is it worse than any of the female wankers like madge, britti or bobby sue pubic?
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a model singing is about as appealing as deborah voigt modeling.
and no wonder oil prices are so high. he must have half the baltimore dock’s supply slathered on him in that photo!
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I have to admit.. (welll as i can only understand english) he is bloody hell great he can speak 5 diffrent language… 2 thumbs up. and the song not that bad anyway :)
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Well, at least it is better than Naomi Campbell’s “Baby Woman.”