• Vin Diesel is not gay. You don't see him with women because he prefers to date in Europe. [NY Post]

• Sharon Stone's lesbian three-way sex scene is edited out of Basic Instinct 2. Directors say it's to keep the movie as mainstream as possible. As if straight guys would really say "Sharon Stone in a lesbian threeway? No, not interested. Let's go see She's The Man instead." Our guess is, they're keeping it to sell in the DVD extras. [GayWired]

• Vibrators were once used by doctors as medical devices–and women started getting sick all the time! Go figure. This article is very funny, please read. [KnightRidder]

• Madonna is learning to krump for her upcoming tour. We're worried the woman is going to break a hip. [NewsWire]

• Adam & Steve stinks, don't bother. If you want to see Parker Posey, wait for her role as Lex Luthor's girlfriend in Superman. We cannot WAIT. [Tribune]

• In response to Massachusetts upholding a 1913 law that forbids marriage that is Illegal in other states–to prevent inter-racial couples from coming North to get married, back when that wasn't allowed–we point you to the rest of Massachusetts' laws which might be of interest. Our favorite: "A woman can not be on top in sexual activities." At least we here at Queerty don't have to worry about THAT. Phew! [DumbLaws]

The Village Voice celebrates its 50th year next week. This is also Michael Musto’s 20th year at the Voice. Those are two major milestones. Musto’s column, La Dolce Musto, is legendary. But you already know that. Michael took some time out of his party schedule to talk with us about his 20 years at the Voice, Madonna, and Star Jones.

You are celebrating your 20th year with the Voice. What has been your biggest accomplishment?
I pioneered snark and was openly gay way before that was cool. I stuck to my guns and kept afloat and now I'm probably not snarky or gay enough!

Which celebrity has been the sweetest? The biggest bitch?
Ninety nine percent of celebrities are actually quite decent. It's there publicists that should burn in hell. I have a soft spot for Parker Posey, who's always radiant. As for the biggest bitch, Boy George once gave me attitude at my own party. (He was mad about something I wrote about Taboo.) He bristles a lot, though he's basically soft and lovable way, way deep down.

We adore trannies as much as you. If you had to name the number one tranny in NYC, who would it be?
Ivana Trump.

I give you 1 Million dollars. What would you buy?
My apartment.

After the jump: Michael talks about Madonna and the Roxy, Gawker, and Star Jones.

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