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British Government Sorry Anyone Would Suggest Pope Benedict Act Friendly Toward Homosexuals

“The ideal visit would see…” is an unsigned memo circulating Britain’s Foreign Office about how Pope Benedict’s upcoming visit to the country could be bettered by his “blessing a gay marriage, sponsoring a network of AIDS clinics, launching a range of ‘Benedict’ condoms, drop the church’s opposition to same-sex couples being able to adopt, open an abortion ward, do forward rolls with a group of children to promote healthy living, and launch a helpline for abused children.” Apparently satire is not understood at the Vatican, as British officials rushed to apologize to the Holy See. [GayNZ, Telegraph]