It is a known fact that any photo of a beautiful man can be greatly enhanced by the addition of a puppy, so it’s only natural that Abercrombie & Fitch has gone to the dogs for their 2013 “back to school” ad campaign.
The world’s largest retailer for anorexic folks has employed celebrity photographer Bruce Weber to shoot 11 different “stars on the rise,” including Glee‘s Jacob Artist, Texas Chainsaw 3D‘s Scott Eastwood, Taylor Handley, Alexander Ludwig, Lily Rabe, Julio the Skateboarding English Bulldog, and Carrie The Dancing Merengue Dog, among others.
In case you can’t tell, they’re supposedly promoting the new A&F Jeans Collection, which from the looks of it are still covered in bleach spots, rips, and gaping holes.
Mike Jeffries, company Chairman & CEO, is extremely excited about paying these thin celebrities to wear his clothes, because he discovered them first and you can’t say anything to the contrary or else you’re fired:
“Identifying talent during the early stages of their careers has been something we have always been excited to be a part of. We enjoyed working with these 11 actors selected for this campaign and look forward to watching them flourish in their careers.”
So here they are! Who wore these distressed A&F jeans best?
Taylor Handley, who has a hard time looking cute in anything since trying to murder Ryan and Marissa on The OC. But this works: