The last time we thought about Andy Dick was…well…um, it was really long time ago and he’d done some embarrassing like appeared on Dancing with the Stars or even worse. Now the bi comic is back in the news for yet another of his once-notorious but now desperate-for-attention shenanigans.
TMZ reports the former sitcom star was riding his bike in Hollywood when he noticed a guy with a necklace he admired. As everyone knows, Andy is often distracted by shiny things so he asked the man if he could see it. Then he pulled what can only be described as a dick move and pedaled away with the poor guy’s bling. The man reported the theft to cops who eventually caught up with Dick riding his bike again on Friday. The sometime-entertainer was arrested for grand theft and is currently behind bars awaiting for someone to cough up $25K so he can post bail.
mcflyer54
Very few people are fortunate (or unfortunate) enough to have a last name that describes them so accurately. Andy’s 15 minutes were up long ago and this story would have been better left on the police blotter – and yet I wasted my time reading it. Go figure.
Cam
Grand Theft? Just how much was that necklace worth?
jckfmsincty
Clearly, poor Andy has never embraced sobriety. Next.
damon459
@Cam: According the news reports not on this page it was a $1000.00 necklace.
StephK
So this idiot sees something he likes and just steals it? I hope he doesn’t make bail. What a loser!
Saint Law
So that shitbag who assaulted the gay bloke at Dallas airport gets a fine, but wotshisface remains in jail over thieving a bit of jewelry?
That seems…proportionate.
Cam
@damon459:
Thank you, For some reason I assumed Grand Theft came in at a higher level. On the bright side, maybe Dick needs some serious punishment, he has apparently been acting like this for years.
Saint Law
If the dolt wasted a thousand dollars on such frippery then Dick was doing him a favor.
Really, he ought to be commended.
damon459
@Cam: It varies by state actually, in most states anything over $500.00 is a felony.