Borneo’s Rainbow Toad Will Blow Your Fuckin’ Mind

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THE SHOT - Behold the faggy, multicolored wonder that is Borneo’s Rainbow Toad. Scientists thought the creature was extinct for 90 years but haha! Screw you nature—you can’t keep this fabulous toad down! Some naturalist lackey saw this crazy toad up in a tree and was like, “OMG look! Who dropped that frog in a box full of Trix crumbles? Silly amphibian… Trix are for kids!” Then the lead researcher fired him because it’s a toad, not a frog (stewpid)*.

*PS – None of this actually happened. Well sorta. Read the actual story for yourself. We’re too busy still having our minds blown by the toad. Is it wrong that we kinda wanna lick it just to see what happens? No, we didn’t think so either.

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