
Coldplay singer Chris Martin once equated boobs with eternal damnation:
…Martin revealed that he used to worry that he might be gay until he discovered he loved boobs. The 31-year-old stated that his strict Christian upbringing had caused him a lot of worry about his sexuality in his teens, as he was made to think that sex was wrong.Martin, who is now married to Hollywood actress Gwyneth Paltrow, was led to believe that if he ever thought about boobs he would end up in hell. "What I grew up with was, if you even think about boobs, you're going to hell," the Sun quoted him as telling Rolling Stone magazine.
"It was drilled in they're wrong. But let's face it, they're fantastic," he added.
They sure are! Especially when they're attached to a beautiful, rich woman whose existence keeps you relevant!
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I think the key here is: – "The 31-year-old stated that HIS STRICT CHRISTIAN UPBRINGING had caused him a lot of worry about his sexuality in his teens, as he was made to think that sex was wrong."
Oh, and yeah right, the most famous fucking pop star in the world needs some silly Hollywood bimbette to give him relevance!
Pffft. He might still be gay.
I think boobs are pretty cool + I'm full-on.
That is hilarious since Gwyneth Paltrow has the chest of a 12-year-old boy.
No. 2:(how appropriate)
correction, + you're full-of shit.
Comments 1-3 are all on the money. But awww…C-Hilly just loves starting his day out right with a fresh cup of vitriol. Such a dear…
This is one of those people the less you hear from him the better off he is. The more he talks I can see why he and Paltrow are a couple. Rather than thinking he elevates her sour personality, I now think they both have sour personalities.
Hate to tell you but it is not Gwyneth who keeps him relevant. It is being front man of a band that can sell over 700,000 CDs in its first week of release when CD sales are disappearing. And if that isn't enough, the CD is probably the best release of 2008 to date in terms of quality.
He was relevant before he met her and will be relevant for a long time to come.
Are you kidding me? What has GP done lately. This guy is one of the top 10 rockstars in the world right now.
Ms. Paltrow is a good person, well-educated and bright–that some people with blogs and basic-cable shows insist she's so "sour" or icky or whatever has more to do with her right to just not speak to you (and to view such outlets as barnacles) than anything else. Still, I don't think Coldplay's astronomical CD sales have anything to do with her.
Um.. how did Mr dumbo think the Christian's survived generations onward to his time in life? Wonder that God said Go forth and multiply, had a son Himself but denies any man a right to beget?
Ummm… little movie called Iron Man? Maybe you've heard of it? THAT's what she's done lately. She does movies, he does music; why can't they BOTH be relevant?
um, #9 i think GP has a high school diploma and maybe one year of college….that's well educated?
just because she acts like she is smarter than everybody else doesn't mean she has the cred to back it up.
I am getting sick and tired of celebs who feel this need to assert their non-gayness as if there's something still so awful about being gay.
Oh, and it's not only women who have boobs. My uncle Dave have tits way bigger than Paltrow's.
boobs are really fun to play with when you are drunk….. lol
but about coldplay: i used to like them, until i heard them practically every second of the day, it f'ing kills me
She keeps him relevant as in they are a famous couple famous for being famous. He also keeps her relevant, however. In fact, neither one of them seems as important or interesting as they did 10 years ago.