Peter LaBarbera of the self-proclaimed Americans For Truth About Homosexuality has a rap sheet of dangerously wacky behavior too long to list.
Basically, Peter LaBarbera = total douchebag.
And while those who comprise the sane universe — even the misguided ones who were offended — are very much done talking about that Michael Sam televised draft kiss from over six months ago, for some reason or another (we’re thinking it has to be internalized homophobia?), Pete just can’t let it go!
He recently posted this gem:
How about we take this to the next level?
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We won’t even attempt to get into Peter’s damaged psyche, but we did want to share his new poem — yes, that’s right — about the same subject.
This is the kind of bat-shit crazy reality you just couldn’t make up if you tried.
So here, ladies and gents, is a new poem by Peter LaBarbera inspired by Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs And Ham. We sincerely applaud you if you have the stomach to read the entire thing:
I Saw the Kiss by Michael Sam. It Made Me Mad. He Kissed a Man!
By Peter LaBarbera
I saw the kiss by Michael Sam..
It made me mad–he kissed a man!That’s something I don’t want to see
It’s wrong, unnatural, and it’s not just me.Many now say, “Homosexuality is OK.”
But God says there’s a better way.He made men for women, and women for men.
So why are “gays” so prideful then?Please, no public same-sex kisses, Michael Sam.
We don’t want to see this man-on-man!Not in a boat, not in a car
This public perversion goes too far!Not in the store or on a bus
This same-sex stuff, it brings disgust.Not at the movies or on TV
It’s wrong, unnatural, can’t you see?!I don’t want my kids to think it’s right
So please, please, keep it out of sight!Why is it always in our faces?
This sin–celebrated in so many places?Even at football and baseball games
We have to pretend homosexuality’s the same.Young kids exposed to same-sex acts,
When parents just wanna’ have fun and relax.“Well,” said Michael Sam, “let me ask you this:
“Do you get mad when men and women kiss?!”Man and woman, that’s Nature’s way.
As long as there’s not too much PDA.“But can’t you see, it’s who I am?!
“I’m gay, accept me!” begged Michael Sam.I disagree–it’s not who you are, it’s what you do.
Hey, haven’t you had a girlfriend or two?Yes, but this is now and that was then.
My “sexual orientation”…hey, it’s towards men!No, Michael Sam insisted, I’m gay.
Can’t you see I was born that way?Why must you hate gays like me?
“Hate?” I said. “I don’t hate you, I just disagree!”You already changed from straight to perverse.
Why can’t the process work in reverse?Many like you once thought they were that way.
But they left homosexuality behind and are now EX-gay!Men like DL Foster and Stephen Black
Who lived as “gay” for years but then turned back.And EX-lesbians, too, like Charlene Cothran.
Have left the “gay” life to follow God’s plan.Besides, homosexuality’s not safe; you should see…
The alarming stats on MSM [men who have sex with men] from the CDC.Almost every case of young male HIV
Is linked to the practice of gay sodomy.Sure, the PC sports writers will all say
They couldn’t be happier that you’re “gay”Some have compared you with the great 42.
But he broke the color barrier;
Homosexuality’s just a sin people DO!I do not mean to pick a fight
When I say most Blacks don’t think homosexuality’s a “civil right.”Far from a “right,” Michael. In fact, it’s wrong.
Must I put this in a song?Michael shot back: “Not wrong at all, it’s who I am!
“I’m gay. My name is Michael Sam.”“God made me black and blessed me with gayness.”
Blessed you?! Then why are so many diseases linked to “sex” in the anus?No, God made you black–not ‘gay,’” said I.
“You’ve chosen to believe a lie!”You can’t change your skin color, that’s a fact.
But homosexuality? That’s only an act.And conduct we don’t want to see–at all!
Not on a train, or at the mall.Not at the beach or in the gym.
Don’t be a poster boy for sexual sin!We don’t want to see your “gay” kisses.
God’s ideal for sex and love homosexuality misses.But I will pray for you, Michael Sam.
I’ll pray to the One who told Moses, “I AM WHO AM.”If you believe in Jesus and turn from your sin,
Behold God’s kingdom: He’ll welcome you in!Just remember, it’s God, not man, we answer to.
And He’s prepared a virtuous path for you.No, He can’t bless your same-sex behavior.
But He’ll give you an “abundant life” with the Savior.And no “hate” here–just God’s people’s love for the lost.
A price was paid for my sins and yours, at great cost.Thanks for the chat,
I hope you see…That you and I can disagree
Without me hating you, or you hating me.
Cue collective sigh.
h/t RightWingWatch
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Miss LaBarbera is one of the most vile, twisted, abhorrent, noxious sub human pigs to ever infect this world with his thoughts and words………
She claims to not in any way shape or form to be the disgusting closet case she is, yet she devotes her entire life to obsessing about Gays…………………….
polarisfashion
It never ceases to amaze me how all of these homophobic men love to mention gay sex in their endless rants about LGBTQ people. How do these idiots get to be such experts on gay sexual acts makes me wonder how many of them are closet cases themselves?!!!
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
@polarisfashion:
In most cases it is a case of wishful thinking……….
This abhorrent disgusting pig is waaaaaay to involved for it to remain at the “thinking” phase…………
It’s major problem is that its as ugly on the outside as it is on the inside, so it surely has had problems finding men willing to have sex with it. Hence the vile, bitter, constant tirades and obsessions against Gays…
polarisfashion
@PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS: I could not agree with you more. I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if it is revealed that he paid some young guy to be his “escort” because no one will be with this jackass for free!
DarkZephyr
And people like THIS are why I am agnostic.
Billy Budd
I am agnostic because of my own reasoning and philosophycal principles. But I am a RADICAL pro-LGBT guy because of what these people represent.
corey
i personally hope conservative Christians all die.
BitterOldQueen
Wow, somebody has a lot of time on his hands. Pity it’s not a clever poem, and fails to adhere either to Seuss’ form or to its own internal rhyme and rhythm pattern. But I suppose that might be intentional, since writing “good” poetry could make him seem gay. And the last two stanzas about loving each other really don’t make up for the venom being spewed in the rest of this piece of crap.
TampaBayTed
At first glance I thought the headline “Christian Nutjob Peter LaBarbera was this creep’s full name.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Apart from anything else it’s a massive presumption on his part to assume Mr Sam has any interest in anal sex. Talk about conflating identity with acts!
OzJosh
The ineptitude of his rhyme and scansion is a pretty fair guide to his limited intellect. But the really telling thing is the extreme length and the repetition. He’s not just making a point, he’s obsessing. In fact, it feels more like savouring and salivating. I wouldn’t mind betting his other hand was on his dick as he spewed forth his (ahem) “disgust” at all those images of men kissing (and doing other … stuff) swirling around his tiny brain.
Slickman
We are lucky some are too ignorant to remain silent. Better they “come out” and show their true colors than to remain camouflaged in silence.
aliengod
“That you and I can disagree… Without me hating you, or you hating me.” : The only part he got right in his little poem.
I don’t expect for everyone to agree with LGB people. But I have a feeling he’s so full of hate for us that he’s seething. I’d just love it if he’d get caught playing footsies with a man under a bathroom stall. Probably won’t be long.
bobmister250
He doth protest too much.
transiteer
An obvious closet-case who probably ca’t leave the subject because of his erotic dreams not only of getting it from a guy, but a big black football playing guy. Probably beats the hell out of whatever shitcan of a nazi-christian life he’s pretending to have.
jwtraveler
Same old ignorance, bigotry and hatred, but I have to give him credit for creativity.
Sluggo2007
He’s clearly upset because no man will sleep with him.
Low Country Boy
Typical of those of that ilk — writing on the level of a six year-old-old so their audience can understand.
IvanPH
Good job, Queerty. You just gave porno Pete the publicity and media mileage he was desperately looking for.
Low Country Boy
@IvanPH: On the flip side, publicizing his antics also shows how crazy these people are.
polarisfashion
@IvanPH: Would you rather us be silent and not call this bigot out on all the BS that he is spewing?
Mikah
Lol what a whacko.This poem is hilarious.
arj
Methinks MissBarbara has a big ol’ CRUSH on Michael Sam…..kinda make ya wet, eh MissBarbara?
charlieeod74
Labarbera should be Baker acted and sent to a sanitarium for a long rest.
goluboi
Holy shnizzle, I wish I had as much free time as that guy seems to have.
Dakotahgeo
Lalabastard is no Christian… he’s a bastard with abnormal upbringing! This what happens when you don’t have cognizant parents!
inportedice
Im pretty sure Dr. Seuss would be pro-gay.
tricky ricky
@DarkZephyr: agnosticism: for people too chicken to admit that there is no supernatural and that magic isn’t real because they can’t throw off the shackles of the taught from birth required to believe religion scam.
tricky ricky
@Billy Budd: agnosticism: for people too chicken to admit that there is no supernatural and that magic isn’t real because they can’t throw off the shackles of the taught from birth required to believe religion scam.
tricky ricky
@inportedice: he wrote what is probably one of the gayest movies without anything gay or homosexual in it ever. the 5000 fingers of dr. t, a movie which gave me nightmares when I was a small child and that I still cannot sit all the way through because it still terrifies me.
tricky ricky
porno pete has to give his audience what they want, mindless hateful diatribes against gays. he makes his living bashing gays and living off of the donations of ignorant christian rubes so that he doesn’t have to get a real job.
girldownunder
I can’t believe that this guy actually sat there & thought & thought (about gay sex) to the point that he penned this anti-Suess bit of poo?
It’s bat-sh*t weird!