Just days after the bizarre death of dwarf gay-porn star Percy Foster, who banked on his striking similarity to TV chef Gordon Ramsay, the Hell’s Kitchen humbug found himself facing down the barrel of a LAPD officer’s gun.
The other night, Ramsay was taking his $150,000 Maserati for a spin in Los Angeles, when he accidentally drove on the left side of the street.
“For a moment I thought I was back in England and turned down the wrong side of the road,” he told the UK Sun.
Was it coincidence—or was Ramsay distraught over the gruesome slaying of his Mini-Me, who was found “partially gnawed” in a badger warren?
Ramsay had no time to ponder: he had the Fuzz up in his grill.
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“The LAPD is suddenly on my arse with lights flashing.
I get out and the cop goes crazy, pulling his gun and shouting ‘Get back in the car!’ It’s half past midnight and I’ve got no ID on me. He’s going bananas thinking I stole the fucking Maserati.”
Fortunately, Ramsay was in Los Angeles, where celebrities are treated differently than the little people. Some onlookers at a pizza parlor recognized the foul-mouthed TV star.
“They come out and start going ‘Hey, Chef Ramsay, we love you!’ The cop’s like, ‘Who are you?’ I say ‘Chef Ramsay’ and I have my life back again.”
Lucky you, Gordo. Sadly, Foster’s ticket was punched permanently.
MikeE
any person who requires the punctuation of ALL of his speech with so many swears, probably has got nothing important to say in the first place.
Lefty
Gordon Ramsay is such a phoney.
damon459
Yeah he’s a phoney with 12 Michelin stars and who cares if he swears I’m so sick of Americans being uptight puritans. He’s an extremely talented chef as for this article it looks like it was written for the national enquirer by perez hilton.
Not Kidding
Um, so I looked and that guy never did gay porn. He did some str8 stuff I can find, but no gay. In face, I couldn’t find ANY gay dwarf porn.
Which seems odd.
But what I did find is that head shot is the most flattering pic they could find of that dude. Don’t get me wrong, there are a lot of hot LP guys (Yeah, I’d do Peter Dinklage in a heartbeat), but Percy wasn’t one of them.
But where did this meme start that he did gay porn? And why are people buying it without checking (I’m looking at you, Queerty)?
MikeE
@damon459: it has nothing to do with puritanism. if you can’t get through a single sentence without an F-bomb, you probably don’t have much to say. Ramsay is a sad little person, who pleasures himself by demeaning others.
As for his Michelin stars, he has 3 stars. A restaurant, with 3 stars. You don’t “rack up” stars like collectibles. Ramsay has a single restaurant that has kept a 3-star Michelin rating. There’s no such thing as “having 12 Michelin stars”. Besides, the Michelin Guide’s rating is highly debatable and subjective. It’s not like he won the Nobel prize for cuisine!
j
@MikeE: He’s a better cook than you or lefty, I think that was the point damon was making. A bit rich for either of you to call him a phony or question his credentials.
Kieran
Lucky for Gordon he’s what passes for a “STAH” today. Getting out of his car after being pulled over by police? Your typical American citizen would have been forced to lay face down on the road spread eagled praying he doesn’t get tasered. Another example of why “they hate us for our freedom”.
Lefty
@damon459: I’ve got 12 Michelin stars too. Who hasn’t???
Lefty
@j: I never questioned his bona fides. I just said he was a wanker.
Lefty
“I am such a great cook I am going to stop cooking and start making television box programmes where I pretend to turn round failing restaurants with fake arguments staged for the television box cameras and this will be lapped up by credulous fools!”
robert in nyc
Really Kieran, they hate us for our freedom, such as? By “they”, do you mean the Brits? If you do, then you’re delusional. British gays in particular enjoy a lot more freedom and rights than we do. They’re going for marriage equality under a conservative government while we have only 6 states, maybe 5 if New Hampshire’s marriage equality is overturned and probably will be, while we’ll be long gone by the time one quarter of the states get it and even then, without federal recognition. FYI, the UK allowed gays to serve openly in their military more than a decade ago, civil partnerships at the national level six years ago with all the rights of marriage plus adoption of children; binational couples allowed to reside in the UK without even having a legal union protection for gay people in the delivery of goods and services including workplace protection, similar to ENDA which has never passed, and now marriage equality is on the table. What does that say about us?
Politically Incorrect Thug
@robert in nyc: FYI, Bobby, the terms “freedom” and “rights” apply to so much more than one’s sexuality, especially when comparing different countries. Please, please stop the America-bashing. If you don’t like America, or Americans, you’re more than welcome to relocate to one of the other countries where people are breaking the law and hopping fences to get in to—oh wait! That’s AMERICA that everyone wants in to, and I’m sure someone from a third-world country would be happy to adopt your citizenship in exchange for your adopting theirs. If that’s your position, fine—if not, stop trashing my country.
Little Kiwi
PIT, I’m just curious – whom did you vote for in the last Presidential Election?
robert in nyc
No. 12, I’m well aware of the terms and I don’t need a lecture from you either, condescending moron. All I did was point out some areas where this country is dragging its feet, constructive criticism. Oh I forgot, civil libertarians have no intellectual curiosity about anything, just right wing sound bites, no facts with which to back anything up. By the way, NOT everyone wants to come to America and those who do, are usually from poorer countries with little democracy. That’s the problem with you civil libertarian republicans. You can’t even admit our country has done anything wrong. In your distorted view of the world, which is a fascist one, anybody dissenting is either killed or thrown out or silenced in some other manner. Obviously, there is no room for differences of opinion in your narrow world of arrogant, my way or the highway psychopathic talkers and sociopaths.
Lefty
Everyone on their feet!
“Politically Incorrect Thug” is about to sing the national anthem…
Little Kiwi
I’d just like to know whom “Politically Incorrect Thug” voted for in the last Presidential Election. For some reason guys like him never just answer that question clearly and honesty. I can’t figure out why.
Got an answer, P.I.T.?
MikeE
What *I* find funny is how so many Americans automatically assume that “what is not America is therefore 3rd world”.
You know, there ARE other (far more) civilized countries (than the United States) out there.
Just because it isn’t “America” doesn’t automatically make it “3rd world”. And honestly, most people from these other (apparently mysterious to Americans!) countries will VERY happily keep their citizenship, and leave you Americans’ yours.
robert in nyc
No. 16, we can safely assume it wasn’t a democrat. Ron Paul, the DOMA loving, civil libertarian republican is trailing at 1% in the polls. He’ll NEVER be president. He’s the one many of those gay oxymoronic voters usually support but they’d rather have someone like Romney or Perry in even if it means their rights and equality are at stake as long as it’s never a democrat, but then equality has and never will be high on their agenda. They don’t mind being marginalized and discriminated against. Actually, they don’t even think we are discriminated against that much.