You’ve probably heard the biggest gay news since the Ted Haggard scandal: Neil Patrick Harris totally sucks dick. That’s right. Despite an over-zealous publicist’s denial, NPH told People Magazine that he’s of the homosexual variety.
We may kid, but his statement’s pretty fucking admirable:
The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and relationships.
So, rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love.
See, Teddy Boy, that’s pride. Good for you, Neil!
Of course, we thought he came out years ago. Speculation began two weeks ago when an article maintained that the former Doogie Howser, MD star used his swing to get his lover, the actor David Burtka a gig on his current show, How I Met Your Mother.
We’re sure it’ll do wonders for those Doogie DVD residuals. Mark Foley just ordered an entire box!
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Kevin
Neil is a standup guy. It’s great that he didn’t just sit back while his publicist denied the rumors and told the truth. I respect him for that.
Neil and David are a cute couple. I’ve seen both without their shirts and they have nice lean muscular bodies. I wish them the best!
Da
“Neil Patrick Harris totally sucks dick. That’s right. ”
I don’t get it. Why do we have to reduce our orientation to “sucking dick”…are such statements ever made about so called straight people? “she sucks cock” or “he eats snatch”?
I may be making a fuss out of it, but I’ve just noticed how constantly gays put their own down and meanwhile continue to worship the straight male celebs. And we wonder why our culture doesn’t sell…
Brian
“Doogie Does Dudes!”……LOL. By far, the best headline on the subject. LMAO.
bugsy
Here is Doogie telling some dudes not to call him a
sissy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7W-SSfN7uY
Doogie Howser will Fuck You Up
scientivore
Yeah, I thought everyone already knew about Neil Patrick Harris. He works in musical theatre.
Kevin
Da, you’re right. I’ve been saying that for a long time. Towleroad is one of the worst.
Da
Kevin it’s unfortunate, because words and intent have a lot of power.
If we’re not unable to talk about our culture without degrading it how can anyone crave being a part of it? We should be talking with high regards about the gayest of gay men and soon anyone who’s not as gay will be wishing they were too!
Right now bloggers all do the contrary: How counter-intuitive and counter-productive! What a complete lack of vision!!