pulling strings
Ellen DeGeneres Named Her Trained Monkey ‘Paris Hilton’
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And it’s alive!! Heh. This was actually cute.
OMG, that makes me like her a little more than I did prior to watching this.
TO FUNNY
PARIS IS THE BEST
Hilton should always have someone tell her what to say.
@CHEEKIEY: Who is Funny, and why are you talking to them?
This ALMOST makes up for that totally racist video where she drops the N word and the gay F-bomb a hundred times….but not completely makes up for it so I still hate her fucking guts.
Paris is hilarious! I just love her! Ellen is wonderful- one of the funniest women out there- and she does it without getting dirty!
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND READ ALL OF THE COMMENTS THERE FROM THE VERY BEGINNING AND NOT THE RIDICULOUS ONES THAT BEGAN TO BE MADE IN MY NAME AROUND THE SAME DAY THE PARIS HILTON WAS FINALLY REMOVED FROM GOOGLE’S DATABASE IN LATE JULY 2009 AFTER REFUSING TO ANSWER TO THE ALLEGATIONS OF FEDERAL CRIME THAT I HAVE MADE AGAINST HER AND HER FATHER, RICK HILTON, ON THE INTERNET SINCE MARCH 2008.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. (MATTHEW) WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
MY HOME ADDRESS: 3800 CURT DR. , ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016
MY SOCIAL SECURITY # : 454-95-8625
MY TEXAS STATE DRIVERS LICENSE #: 15260143
PARIS HILTON IS EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED. SHE KIDNAPPED ME ON MAY 16, 2010 FOR A PERIOD OF 4 DAYS, RELEASING ME LATE EVENING OF MAY 20, 2010. SHE FORCED ME TO DRINK 50 GALLONS OF SPRITE BRAND SODA POP. WHEN I INFORMED HER THAT SO MUCH LIQUID AND SUGAR IN SUCH A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME COULD BE HARMFUL TO ME, SHE THEN ALSO GAVE ME A CONTINUAL ENEMA OF SPRITE BRAND SODA POP VIA A SECOND 50 GALLON DRUM. I AM NOW WHAT IS KNOWN AS AN “ANAL DIABETIC” DUE TO THE APPLICATION OF SO MUCH SUGAR UP THAT PART OF MY ANATOMY. THIS HAS ALSO GIVEN ME A WADDLE, ALTHOUGH I’M FORCED TO ADMIT THE WADDLE IN A WAY I FIND QUITE MANLY. STILL, WHAT IF I DIDN’T ENJOY WADDLING? SHE NEVER CONSIDERED SUCH A THING.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. (MATTHEW) WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 34
MY HOME ADDRESS: 3800 CURT DR. , ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016
MY SOCIAL SECURITY # : 454-95-8625
MY TEXAS STATE DRIVERS LICENSE #: 15260143
I’ve been watching Paris Hilton’s BFF. Where do they find these folks? They’re from another world!