
Katie Price, who British people used to refer to as “Jordan” and also believe to be famous, in a Kim Kardashian-esque way, was all set to perform at London’s G-A-Y on Saturday night, but decided to quit music instead, because she’s not any good at it.
I feel infinitely sorry for the poor bastards who managed to chart below her, most likely on more talent and less fame. Of all the people in the world that would give their liver and soul to beelzebub in order to get the same platform to perform their music, this sorry woman is just gonna “do it for a laugh.” Life’s a bitch.
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I’d hit it for sure, love the complete whore look.