Are you into admitted murderers? Well, you’re in luck, because Michael L. Woodbury‘s looking for love!
The 31-year old convict and self-professed triple murderer recently posted an ad on Cyberspace Inmates in which he writes:
My dislikes are: silly peasant mind games, liars, polluters, mindless greed, the anti-gay establishment, stupidity, ignorance and “shallow plastic robot people” aka Sheeple. I am looking for my soul mate. I believe in this concept. He will be non-christian, have a mind of his own, have some similar interests, be willing on occasion to cross dress, and must be into trying new things, both indoors and out.
Woodbury also describes himself as “sexually adventurous and ‘very’ virile”. That’s nearly as scary as Woodbury’s confession to killing three people last week. He told reporters “Unfortunately, I did it” – as in killed James E. Walker, 34, 23-year old Gary Jones and 25-year old William Jones.
Woodbury also reiterated that he asked prison officials in Maine, where he lived as a prisoner until last month, that they shouldn’t release him lest he, well, kill three people, as he allegedly did last week in New Hampshire.
I reached out and told them I need medication. I reached out and told them I shouldn’t be in society. I warned them this would happen.
They can’t say he didn’t warn them. Nor can you say we didn’t warn you: don’t apply to Woodbury’s ad. It will only end in heartbreak. And, possibly, death.
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cjc
Hmm. Death. Not very appealing to me.
cb
Is it wrong for me to kinda think that in a way he’s “marky mark” hot?
Plus, I gotta give props to anyone who uses “sheeple”… even if they are a convicted murderer
thatguyfromboston
I dunno, cross-dressing, ‘activities’ in the yard,
non-christian, sexually adventurous….what could possibly go wrong. I’m sure he’s got that whole murder thing out of his system now. right?
nycstudman
Yeah, he’s good looking, and there are those weirdo females who are attracted to serial killers, so somewhere there’s probably some sicko fag who’s going to start corresponding with this wackjob and thinking he’s “in love” with him and visit him and get lots of media attention …. sigh ….
Jack Jett
He should hook up with Michael Alig of Party Monster fame.
Jack Jett
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thatguyfromboston
JackJett I love your posts!
nycstudman
Jack – too bad Dahmer and Gacy are dead.
Dawster
you mean he’s looking for love… BESIDES the “love” he’s gettin’ in prison???
Dawster
hmm…. Cyberspace Inmate’s “Death Row Only” section has some real winners….
astrony
This dude is fucking hot and practically *everything* man. Fuck there’s lots of people I’d like to kill, at least this dude has balls. (I’ll take the cross-dressing interest as in the ‘curiousity’ category) – not to dis him over it, he should be able to explore and get into anything like that he’s interested in. The killing people, well for the best for his own situation, should probably be subdued in his psychological needs – Again not that I blame him remotely albeit not knowing the situational details. I’m just sad he’ll be in there for a long LONG time…..so what’s the point. What the fuck is he looking for a man as a sugar daddy to take care of him when he finally gets out, also? That’s admittedly something that comes to mind. If that’s not the case – then this dude is killer-A in my book of Love & Lust 47sound …….
SeaFlood
LOL why are all the crazy ones hot?!