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George Alan Rekers New Luggage Lifter: His Wife

Great news, for those of you who were worried a little prostitute scandal would get in the way of George Alan Rekers having someone to lug his sacks around airports! His wife has been enlisted for the job.

Rekers tells Christianity Today that he’s now being advised by a trio of Christian counselors and he’s “confessed to the Lord and to my family that I was unwise and wrong to hire this travel assistant after knowing him only one month before the trip and not knowing whether he was more than a person raised in a Christian home. I also confessed to the Lord and to my family the sin of thereby putting myself into a vulnerable situation where I tragically became subject to false allegations.”

He won’t be making that mistake again! Rekers says his wife is retiring soon and will begin accompanying him on trips — when his own sons can’t make it.

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