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George Clooney “Did Not Like” Wrinkles On His Scrotum, So He Had Them Removed

NY: Portrait Of George ClooneyPartially good and bad news for gay men fantasizing about being intimate with George Clooney in the future: He can deal with the crow’s feet on your face, but one thing he absolutely cannot deal with are the crow’s feet on your testicles.

In a recent interview with Italy’s Max Magazine, Clooney cracked “I’ve never fixed my eyes, but I spent more money to stretch the skin of my testicles. I did not like the wrinkles.”

The technique, he says, is called “ball ironing,” and “many people in Hollywood have done it.” We demand photos before we believe it.

In other news, a large number of media outlets are now “reporting” that George Clooney, in 10 hours flat, has inspired a ball ironing “craze” across the globe. Just like that time David Beckham inspired men around the globe to elongate their penises.

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Jun 11, 2013
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  • 9 Comments
    • tazz602
      tazz602

      Good one George – I know you are having a big laugh right now at all the sheep that are now doing that.

      Jun 11, 2013 at 8:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      Amazing the things people will believe.

      Jun 11, 2013 at 10:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • im2bused
      im2bused

      Got pictures? (before and after?)

      Jun 11, 2013 at 12:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      Clooney is a notorious and very intelligent prankster.

      No surprise that Queerty would fell for it.

      Clooney and his tight ball sack are getting a good laugh over this.

      Jun 11, 2013 at 3:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Niall
      Niall

      Shows how shallow I think Hollywood is that I actually considered this might be true.

      Jun 11, 2013 at 3:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      Apparently, it’s a real procedure.

      Jun 11, 2013 at 3:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MrEguy
      MrEguy

      Spike (No.4) is spot on.

      Jun 11, 2013 at 5:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tackle
      Tackle

      So I bet he really does have wrinkled balls and grey pubic hairs and humor is his way of dealing with it.

      Jun 11, 2013 at 6:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eiswirth
      Eiswirth

      Clooney is known for his sense of humor, and this is an example.

      Jun 11, 2013 at 6:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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