Happy Endings: Anna Nicole Eats Fish

• The Madonna media train keep on trucking. We have two words for her new Rolling Stone cover: Fucking hot!

• Of course the ex-gay movement would recruit this guy to write a book about his past queer lifestyle. The media is going to just eat up his Christian-fashioned name: God Easter.

• Anna Nicole Smith took home a female bartender in West Hollywood last week for a night of lesbian love. E! needs to give this woman back her own reality show.

• Kinky gay supernatural sex on cable isn’t going away anytime soon. Here! has signed Dante’s Cove on for a second season.

• If you missed Mariah Carey’s stop at the Virgin Megastore in Hollywood yesterday, not to worry. Another queen stops by tomorrow night: Tab Hunter.