Happy Endings: Crazier–Paula or Tom?

• Why Paula Abdul is the most important Idol judge. [MSNBC]

• Scientology may have been the “cure” for Tom Cruise‘s gayness, but now it’s blamed for a woman’s death. Or maybe, the woman was just nuts?…[The Scoop]

• Madonna, the Kabbalah, and chicken soup. Read to the end for the link to the story. [PAYOR]

• Faye Dunaway leaving the message of all messages. Listen all the way through, bask in the momentum. It’s ironic that she complains about wanting to leave Mommie Dearest behind, yet she just soooo brought her back to life. [WOW]