Happy Endings: Gay Or Straight? Missy Elliott Answers

• Those ever so blunt Dutch ask Missy Elliott if she’s either gay or straight. Even that bitch Barbara Walters couldn’t get to this level of awkwardness. [MTV via Arjan]

• Oh and Keanu Reeves? Still not gay either. [Pink News]

• Looks like this Ashley Cole controversy has made Brits just as lawsuit crazy as Americans. [Pink News]

• Christine Quinn is Irish, New York’s City Council Speaker, and a dyke. And she won’t be marching in this week’s St. Patrick’s Day parade. [NY Post]

• Forget the 100K, what Chloe Dao really wants is a new Saturn. [NY Post]